jim's definitions

Cum Deposit Box

A term used to describe someone you are fucking.

Nah, we're not going out man, he's just my cum deposit box.

by Jim April 4, 2003

Zion

1. Zion or "Shion", meaning literally "The Pure In Heart"

2. A place, defined in scriptural texts as a hill, city or continent, where the holy dwell and deity has His throne.

3. A mythical place of holdout in a popular movie "The Matrix".

And my people shall be called Zion, The Pure In Heart.

Ascend the hill Zion to the Lord's holy temple-or-Zion, a city on a hill.

The Matrix-One of the coolest movies of the last 50 years.

by Jim November 5, 2004

Shuey

die

by Jim February 1, 2003

baruch

n. the buttcrack hanging out of someone's pants.

i was so freaking disgusted when her baruch was hanging out all over.

by jim September 4, 2004

west point weapons check

while attending west point, accidentally sitting on your M-16

"hey ben, watch out for your...oooo, that's gotta hurt"

by jim April 2, 2004

fungi

a tight tunic

oh snap! I just solo'd a HG with my new fungi

by Jim November 1, 2003

assman

Someone who has their act together and really enjoys life; willing to share their success and treat their friends well; originating from the proctologist with the "ASS MAN" license plate in the Seinfeld episode.

Clark hooked us all up with tickets to the Metalica show - he is the assman!

by Jim July 25, 2003