Definitions by jim

against the grain 

Mastubatory term describing an action to heighten pleasure

to masturbate "back hand" therfore against the grain of the natural direction of shaft

against the grain by Jim April 2, 2005

peeniehole

Another word for penis or peepee.peeniehole

Look at my peeniehole.

peeniehole by jim March 30, 2005

Statch 

An underage girl. Combination of the words statutory, as in statutory rape, the penalty for copulating with a minor, and the word Snatch, slang for a Vagina which is also used in reference to a female of the species.

'Andy, you only want that job working at the mall because you like chasing statch.'

Statch by Jim March 25, 2005

fcc 

Federal Communications Commission always complaning about something going wrong on tv Fuck The Fcc thats what i got to say ;D.

Jack and Jill hate the fcc for complaning about the superbowl and others.

fcc by JiM March 25, 2005

pitsnoggle 

Intoxicated, drunk, inebriated; stupefied or excited by a chemical substance (especially alcohol); "a noisy crowd of pitsnoggled sailors"; "helplessly pitsnoggled"

All the WVU fans were pitsnoggled.

pitsnoggle by Jim March 25, 2005

Massapequa 

A big rich town where the soccer mom's will ask the Mafia to whack the other team. for everything else look at the first definition, it's perfect

My daughter is on the Massapequa soccer team and she is the best ever!

Massapequa by Jim March 23, 2005

eh eh eh 

A phrase used when you would like to do a stupid action with no reson

TJ Why did you just stab me?
Eh Eh Eh

eh eh eh by Jim March 18, 2005