Kittock

1.The word or expression used to describe anything in nature that is the least bit exciting about entrepreneurship class and/or the student teacher, Mrs. Kittock.
2.A life sucking fish that lives in the cool, clear, refreshing waters of lake minnetonka.
3. A key term that is part of the equation equaling Super Entrep. Fun

1. Yo, Costa Rica is one of the best entrepreneurship countries ever...*Kittock!*, I found a wood-mouse.
2. Look, a Chaska boy caught the state record Kittock last night.
3. Jim+Kittock/Boe-Jordan= Super Entrep. Fun

by Jim April 18, 2005

Snag

Used in reference to females

Check out those snags across the street.

by Jim September 25, 2003

jigged up

refers to the effects of stimulant drugs such as cocaine and amphetamines

"It's friday- I'm fina get Jigged up!"

by jim June 24, 2003

bad cock

The act of cutting your penis off with a knife and shoving it down your throat resulting in death.

That idiot just bad cocked himself to death.

by Jim April 22, 2005

Bad Cock

The act of cutting your own penis off and shoving it down your throat resulting in death.

It appears as if the victim bad cocked himself to death.

by Jim April 22, 2005

middle reliever

Dude who is good enough to get in the game with a girl but not good enough to close the deal. Just like a middle reliever in baseball, he's good enough to play but gets no chicks, is paid poorly by the team, and people think he's the clubhouse boy cleaning up all of the dirty jocks.

Zeb worked Bre over real good and got her all wound up. But when push came to shove he wasn't good enough to close the deal and was relegated to middle reliever.

by Jim May 24, 2006

potato Houdini

When you're fucking a girl doggy style and you spit on her back, as soon as she turns around you shoot her with a potato gun in the face

I totally pulled a potato houdini on my girlfriend last night.

by Jim April 11, 2004