jim's definitions

king turd of shit island

(insult) An individual who believes they are important when in fact they aren't. Usually a person in a mediocre position leading a mediocre project or team. Very prevelant in the U.S. military.

Man, look at Tom, he thinks he is so important. Me must be the king turd of shit island.

by Jim December 5, 2003

s00t

An Expression of Joy or Happiness, best written, not pronounced. Substitution for w00t.

s000000000000t! I just ran that mug.

by Jim December 8, 2003

skeg

a male who likes to suck cock
a cock sucker
a man who treats other mens genitalia as if they were lollypops.

Jeez, that guys a real SKEG!

Come and get it SKEG boy!

by Jim August 12, 2003

gwak

female genitals

yeah I got myself messy in her gwak

by Jim August 12, 2003

Wisonsin

We have more lakes than Minnesota!

by Jim August 14, 2003

Cossie

A Car Far Inferior an XR4x4

OMG i just got shat on by an XR4x4 at the pod

by Jim August 21, 2003

plugh

Word used in ADVENT, see wordxyzzy/word. One of ADVENT's three magic words (XYZZY, PLUGH, PLOVER).

"If you want to teleport from the Well House to Y2 directly, invoke PLUGH and turn your lamp on."

by Jim August 25, 2003