jim's definitions

bellend

(alex k e double rr is a bell = bellend

kerr + Bell = bellend

by jim January 27, 2004

debogeek

A person who shouldn't be a geek, but is anyway.

Miss Hamilton is such a debogeek, cuz she likes rednecks and country "music".

by Jim May 1, 2005

Kittock

1.The word or expression used to describe anything in nature that is the least bit exciting about entrepreneurship class and/or the student teacher, Mrs. Kittock.
2.A life sucking fish that lives in the cool, clear, refreshing waters of lake minnetonka.
3. A key term that is part of the equation equaling Super Entrep. Fun

1. Yo, Costa Rica is one of the best entrepreneurship countries ever...*Kittock!*, I found a wood-mouse.
2. Look, a Chaska boy caught the state record Kittock last night.
3. Jim+Kittock/Boe-Jordan= Super Entrep. Fun

by Jim April 18, 2005

patoiang

when a womens nether regions smell like rotten fish.

that bitch smell like patoiang.

by jim May 13, 2005

brit

uppity annoying arrogant big toothed cricket playing losers who cant spell ASS HONOR or COLOR right and spend their whole life kissing their "queens" fat ass. actualy thinks "yanks" is in the least bit insulting.

"im a brit you yanks suck"
"shut the fuck up brit"

by jim May 7, 2005

space pirates

A race of war-like sentiants in the Metroid games. These creatures are insect like in appearance and about 8 feel tall. They have claw like hands/rifles and sonetimes energy scythes. Some of them can render themselves invisable and they are known to experiment on their own kind to create biological weapons. They have set up base on a number of planets, most notably planet Zebes, Planet Tallon IV, and planet Aether. Their main objectives include destrying Samus, breeding metroids as a weapon, and harnessing the power of the mutagent phazon. They are responsible for orphaning samus when they raided her space colony K2-L when she was a child.

Space pirates are really fraking cool looking, but are sometimes a bitch and a half to kill.

by Jim October 10, 2005

cigarette

n. a little cigar that is wrapped with paper and not tobacco leaves.

"my definition of cigarrette is the best. it should be in the OED."

by jim June 24, 2003