snake charmer

A sexual move where a man stands up and a woman kneels in a blow job position. The man is floppy. The woman then wraps her hair in a towell similar to that of a turban, she then proceeds to hum arabic songs whilst the man's penis rises like a snake.

Craig's legs were tired as Susan's snake charmer technique was poor.

by Jiggaman April 15, 2005

Dribble Feet

When a dangerous case of diarrea catches you short without a nearby toilet. Unable to hold in 'the shits' the person must soil themselves. Normally a solid shit would leave them with cement pants however with the runs the stale faeces drips down their legs and socks into their feet, leaving them with scwelching shit feet.

Jamie: Mum...HELP, i had the shits on the way home and now i've got dribble feet.

by Jiggaman April 14, 2005

blind mans wank

Sex game, based on accuracy. The man covers his eyes using his hand or blindfold and attempt to jack off into the mouth of the woman.
3pts are gain for a throat shot, 2pts for a lip shot and 1pt for a face shot.

Warning: Can cause blindness!

Katie, grab the blindfold, i wanna have a blind mans wank

by Jiggaman April 14, 2005

big dave

When ones trousers have been pulled to their ankles and had the gurth of an oak tree pummeling the persons backside because of economic and financial decisions.

Lee:Oi this bottle cost me £3.50!
Andy: That's a big Dave if ever i saw one.
Chris: A royal raping at it's best.

by Jiggaman April 15, 2005

Sandwich

The unfortunate problem of getting sand caught in the anus area after a trip to the beach. The arse cheeks act as two slices of bread as the sand filling rapes holes in the person anus causing bleeding. Very common with sailors.

Mike waddled back to the car after a fumble on the beach with his est friends missus complaining of sandwich

by Jiggaman April 15, 2005

red ring

Unwanted burning sensation around the ring of the anus left after spicy food, normal from a curry or mexican.

Sorry John, i'm gunna be late, had a madras last nite and i've got red ring and it's causing me a bit of agro.

by Jiggaman April 14, 2005

purple haze

1.Album by Cam'Ron, member of Dipset.

2. Sick sweet smelling marijuana with relaxing effects

1. Purple Haze - Cam'Ron
"I'm behind the diner, selling marijuana to a minor minor
Elder fella, lookin for that shine, Ill shine ya"

2. Hit that purple haze, boy boy

by Jiggaman April 13, 2005