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The disgusting hair ball of fur, looking like a dead rat on the genital area of either men or women. The huge afro like atrosity can also be refered to as Bob Marley between the legs can be easily solved with scissors or hair clippers. (Often found in Eastern lands)
As Raj pulled off Sanjita's clothes he was greated with sight of a mufro. He immediately complained of a headache
by Jiggaman April 15, 2005
Get the mufro mug.a)An Arabic thief who moves from one sandy shithole to another to not be caught.
b)A woman who stuffs sand up "it". So when she stands up the sand pours out like an egg timer.
b)A woman who stuffs sand up "it". So when she stands up the sand pours out like an egg timer.
a)Muckrib moved to Afghanistan to Iraq to not get his hands cut off because of the bread he stole.
b)Jill timed her sand falling at 5 seconds. Jim refused to have sex with her afterword due to the possibility of friction burns.
b)Jill timed her sand falling at 5 seconds. Jim refused to have sex with her afterword due to the possibility of friction burns.
by Jiggaman April 15, 2005
Get the Sand rider mug.A gruesome health and sexual act. After a persons back starts to peel from severe sunburn. The person then proceeds to rub faeces into it for sexual pleasure. The heat from the burn solidifys not only the faeces but also sticking up skin which has now become hard and turned a camoflage colour of that a crocodile has.
Colin wished he kept his sun burn and coprophilia attitudes seperate as he struggled to cover the smell and his back with his shirt.
by Jiggaman June 30, 2006
Get the crocodile back mug.A person (usually Indian origin) covers their hands in the curry they ate the night before and proceed to masturbate with it whilst also feeding it to his Jap eye.
Sanjay: Mum your bloody vindaloo is too spicy! How am i supposed to feed it to my one eyed monster!
Mum: I'll make a Korma next time.
Mum: I'll make a Korma next time.
by Jiggaman April 15, 2005
Get the curry basher mug.Bad Boy rapping reject, friends with Big and Puff had some hits back in the day then left he's boyz in Harlem as he ran away scared to Atlanta to become a preacher. Run out of money so had to come back to the devil (what he called rap). No-one bought his album.
"Everybody welcoming this and welcoming that, he wasn't wanted in the first place why we welcome him back" - Killa Cam
by jiggaman May 6, 2005
Get the ma$e mug.The apitamy of a cunt. If the word cunt was in the Oxford Dictionary there would be a picture of boyton next to it.
Chris: Boyton's a cunt, a cuntish cunt, maybe the most cuntish cunt i've ever seen. Look at him...fucking cunt.
Class chick though.
Class chick though.
by jiggaman May 6, 2005
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by jiggaman May 6, 2005
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