Definitions by jiggaman

Cement pants 

When a persons shits themselves due to no availible toilet resources. The sheer mass of shit combined with heat means the shit turns into a cement which not only cements your pants to your arse but the sheer weight means it feels like they are carrying cement.

Helen: Hurry up Bill why are you walking so slow?
Bill: Sorry, i'm carrying a little more weight down below and have a severe case of cement pants.

Cement pants by Jiggaman April 14, 2005

Dribble Feet

When a dangerous case of diarrea catches you short without a nearby toilet. Unable to hold in 'the shits' the person must soil themselves. Normally a solid shit would leave them with cement pants however with the runs the stale faeces drips down their legs and socks into their feet, leaving them with scwelching shit feet.

Jamie: Mum...HELP, i had the shits on the way home and now i've got dribble feet.

Dribble Feet by Jiggaman April 14, 2005

jam doughnut 

When a man releases his sexual juices in a circle round a woman's face. Then punches her in the nose so it bleeds and hence therefore looks like a jam doughnut.

Katy loved the jam doughnut, however did not enjoy the clean up process afterwards.

jam doughnut by Jiggaman April 14, 2005

big dave 

When ones trousers have been pulled to their ankles and had the gurth of an oak tree pummeling the persons backside because of economic and financial decisions.

Lee:Oi this bottle cost me £3.50!
Andy: That's a big Dave if ever i saw one.
Chris: A royal raping at it's best.

big dave by Jiggaman April 14, 2005

purple haze 

1.Album by Cam'Ron, member of Dipset.

2. Sick sweet smelling marijuana with relaxing effects

1. Purple Haze - Cam'Ron
"I'm behind the diner, selling marijuana to a minor minor
Elder fella, lookin for that shine, Ill shine ya"

2. Hit that purple haze, boy boy

purple haze by Jiggaman April 13, 2005

carny 

Carnival Folk, one with small hands and freakish appearance to be laughed at by normal people

Look at you, you carny bastard

carny by Jiggaman April 12, 2005

juelz santana

Founding Member of the Harlem Diplomats (Dipset Byrdgang).
Human Crack in the flesh.
Santana the Great.
Prince of New York.
Harlems Gangsta.

Ay yo, Juelz Santana is bananas. That new Dipset joint is off the hook.

juelz santana by Jiggaman April 12, 2005