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juelz santana

Founding Member of the Harlem Diplomats (Dipset Byrdgang).
Human Crack in the flesh.
Santana the Great.
Prince of New York.
Harlems Gangsta.

Ay yo, Juelz Santana is bananas. That new Dipset joint is off the hook.

by Jiggaman April 12, 2005

horizantal shit

The worst nightmare of all shit taking scenarios. Whereas a normal shit comes out vertically with easy 'slideage', this shit forces its way out horizontally causing immense pain and anguish. The horizontal shit brings a tear to the eye of the person who feels almost like the shit is raping them from the inside.

As Jake left the bathroom, his red eyed, sweaty appearence was enough for his friends to know the pain he'd been through minutes earlier

by Jiggaman April 15, 2005

Wahidy

loves haywood school
likes BWFC but hates MUFC even more
loves to piss people off, and very good at it too.
PERSONAL PHRASES:
"yessssssssssss i lyak it"
"are ya insane in the membrane"
"wats up wi ya"
"GHHHUUUNNNNNNNNNNTO"

Irfan:why do u always piss me off for dyu
buzz off it u dik
wahidy: YESSSSSSSSSSSSS I LYAK IT

by jiggaman March 30, 2005

Dribble Feet

When a dangerous case of diarrea catches you short without a nearby toilet. Unable to hold in 'the shits' the person must soil themselves. Normally a solid shit would leave them with cement pants however with the runs the stale faeces drips down their legs and socks into their feet, leaving them with scwelching shit feet.

Jamie: Mum...HELP, i had the shits on the way home and now i've got dribble feet.

by Jiggaman April 14, 2005

big dave

When ones trousers have been pulled to their ankles and had the gurth of an oak tree pummeling the persons backside because of economic and financial decisions.

Lee:Oi this bottle cost me £3.50!
Andy: That's a big Dave if ever i saw one.
Chris: A royal raping at it's best.

by Jiggaman April 14, 2005

Cement pants

When a persons shits themselves due to no availible toilet resources. The sheer mass of shit combined with heat means the shit turns into a cement which not only cements your pants to your arse but the sheer weight means it feels like they are carrying cement.

Helen: Hurry up Bill why are you walking so slow?
Bill: Sorry, i'm carrying a little more weight down below and have a severe case of cement pants.

by Jiggaman April 14, 2005

john wayne walk

The red arse, slow, saddle sore walk you do after a raping

He took such a fat beating on Halo2, he's gunna be walking like john wayne

by Jiggaman April 14, 2005