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Dribble Feet

When a dangerous case of diarrea catches you short without a nearby toilet. Unable to hold in 'the shits' the person must soil themselves. Normally a solid shit would leave them with cement pants however with the runs the stale faeces drips down their legs and socks into their feet, leaving them with scwelching shit feet.
Jamie: Mum...HELP, i had the shits on the way home and now i've got dribble feet.
by Jiggaman April 14, 2005
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Sand rider

a)An Arabic thief who moves from one sandy shithole to another to not be caught.

b)A woman who stuffs sand up "it". So when she stands up the sand pours out like an egg timer.
a)Muckrib moved to Afghanistan to Iraq to not get his hands cut off because of the bread he stole.

b)Jill timed her sand falling at 5 seconds. Jim refused to have sex with her afterword due to the possibility of friction burns.
by Jiggaman April 15, 2005
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ma$e

Bad Boy rapping reject, friends with Big and Puff had some hits back in the day then left he's boyz in Harlem as he ran away scared to Atlanta to become a preacher. Run out of money so had to come back to the devil (what he called rap). No-one bought his album.
"Everybody welcoming this and welcoming that, he wasn't wanted in the first place why we welcome him back" - Killa Cam
by jiggaman May 6, 2005
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