jiggaman's definitions
When a persons shits themselves due to no availible toilet resources. The sheer mass of shit combined with heat means the shit turns into a cement which not only cements your pants to your arse but the sheer weight means it feels like they are carrying cement.
Helen: Hurry up Bill why are you walking so slow?
Bill: Sorry, i'm carrying a little more weight down below and have a severe case of cement pants.
Bill: Sorry, i'm carrying a little more weight down below and have a severe case of cement pants.
by Jiggaman April 14, 2005
Get the Cement pantsmug. a)An Arabic thief who moves from one sandy shithole to another to not be caught.
b)A woman who stuffs sand up "it". So when she stands up the sand pours out like an egg timer.
b)A woman who stuffs sand up "it". So when she stands up the sand pours out like an egg timer.
a)Muckrib moved to Afghanistan to Iraq to not get his hands cut off because of the bread he stole.
b)Jill timed her sand falling at 5 seconds. Jim refused to have sex with her afterword due to the possibility of friction burns.
b)Jill timed her sand falling at 5 seconds. Jim refused to have sex with her afterword due to the possibility of friction burns.
by Jiggaman April 15, 2005
Get the Sand ridermug. Bad Boy rapping reject, friends with Big and Puff had some hits back in the day then left he's boyz in Harlem as he ran away scared to Atlanta to become a preacher. Run out of money so had to come back to the devil (what he called rap). No-one bought his album.
"Everybody welcoming this and welcoming that, he wasn't wanted in the first place why we welcome him back" - Killa Cam
by jiggaman May 6, 2005
Get the ma$emug.