jam doughnut

When a man releases his sexual juices in a circle round a woman's face. Then punches her in the nose so it bleeds and hence therefore looks like a jam doughnut.
Katy loved the jam doughnut, however did not enjoy the clean up process afterwards.
by Jiggaman April 15, 2005
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your gran

Old skool dissing. When your mum and your dad have been used, drop the bomb that is 'YOUR GRAN'!
Kid 1: Your mum
Kid 2: Your dad
Kid 1: Your gran
Kid 2: Your uncle
Kid 1: Your aunt
Kid 2: Your sister
Kid 1: Your brother
Kid 2: Your grandad
Kid 1: Your cousin
Kid 2: ...Your step-dad
Kid 1: What? Thats shit you dickhead!
Kid 2: ...Your mum!
by jiggaman May 06, 2005
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ma$e

Bad Boy rapping reject, friends with Big and Puff had some hits back in the day then left he's boyz in Harlem as he ran away scared to Atlanta to become a preacher. Run out of money so had to come back to the devil (what he called rap). No-one bought his album.
"Everybody welcoming this and welcoming that, he wasn't wanted in the first place why we welcome him back" - Killa Cam
by jiggaman May 06, 2005
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