space pirates

A race of war-like sentiants in the Metroid games. These creatures are insect like in appearance and about 8 feel tall. They have claw like hands/rifles and sonetimes energy scythes. Some of them can render themselves invisable and they are known to experiment on their own kind to create biological weapons. They have set up base on a number of planets, most notably planet Zebes, Planet Tallon IV, and planet Aether. Their main objectives include destrying Samus, breeding metroids as a weapon, and harnessing the power of the mutagent phazon. They are responsible for orphaning samus when they raided her space colony K2-L when she was a child.
Space pirates are really fraking cool looking, but are sometimes a bitch and a half to kill.
by Jim October 02, 2005
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Road Dog

A phrase that describes a woman that's hit the wall due to age or wear and tear. Wear and tear is usually the result of smoking.
Look at her, she's a road dog.
by Jim February 09, 2004
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Upstate

Upstate is a term used by people who live in New York City or the surrounding metro area. Long Islanders and some city people consider the Northern suburbs (Westchester, Rockland) to be upstate because they are north of where they are and think thaty for some reasons the cultural and economic ties spread east. Northern suburbs consider anywhere above them to be upstate (mostyl Poughkeepsie and up). Whats funny is that people from "upstate" cities such as Albany, Binghamton, Syracuse, Rochester or Buffalo have no concept of what "upstate is. Albany is the Capital District. Binghamton is the Southern Tier. Syraucse is Central New York. Rochester is near the Finger Lakes and Buffalo is in Western New York. In the end Upstate doesn't really exist and is generally a term used to imply that you live south of the area being discussed.
Everything north of Westchester is upstate (Rockland is west of Westchester bordering New Jersey and the the northern tip of Westchester is above Rockland. So Rockland is not upstate.)
by Jim October 27, 2004
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Doit

A thing which has to be accentuated with a "magic" marker.
"Hey, Jimmy, take this magic marker and see if you can do anything to accentuate these Doits!"
by Jim July 01, 2003
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The Parkway

A quality establishment located in Alden, PA. They have the best Cheesesteaks and the coldest Bud. And the Bud is always fresh, cause the Nanticoke scumbags drink 5 halves a day.
Live entertainment every night, too! Like Rose telling you about the girl who can suck cock but can't slice meat.
Steph and Maggie went to the Parkway to find some hot Nanticokians. They didn't find any.
by Jim April 15, 2005
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ghettotucky

adj. used to describe a rural white person who loves hip-hop culture, but is way too country to be a wigger.
"Man Jamie is ghettotucky as fuck!"
by jim June 25, 2003
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non-anal lawyer

"you are an ass clown while I, on the othor hand, am a Non-Anal Lawyer"
by jim May 07, 2005
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