go stoney

Express *need* to chill, like when you are fucked up and you spot cops around.

Look, we need to go stoney or we're gonna be fucked!

by Jim December 05, 2004

lunkee

n. the fecal matter of a human. v. the act of excreting fecal matter.

that lunkee clogged the toilet.

after i ate mexican, i lunkeed.

by jim August 29, 2004

limpy

A dick that won't do shit because you look at *WAY* too much pornography.

I'm horny on the inside, but damn if ain't got a limpy from porno!

by Jim November 27, 2004

inches

Used to define how many hours you are working that day, usually used when a shift is long. It is meant to convey the feeling of working in a low-paid, mindless job for long hours, and the feeling of being raped by your multinational corporation scum employer by an inch per hour.

Homebase Employee 1: "dude, how long are you working today?"
Homebase Employee 2: "the whole 8 inches"
Homebase Employee 1: "Shit man, that is RAPE!"

by Jim March 11, 2005

aa

Archmere Academy- the best school in the history of delaware.

I love my AA friends so much.

by jim July 26, 2006

power pop

It is songs characterized and dominated by catchy guitar riffs, sometimes led by piano or organ, filled with vocal harmonies, and stick-in-your-head melodies that usually come in at around three minutes.

The power pop band was HARDLY Rock n' Roll!

by jim May 13, 2005

Spandex Warrior

An ignorant cyclist who weaves in and out of traffic. Usually wearing spandex and "sport" attire, they disreguard the traffic flow, can't even go 10 mph yet disrupt a whole line of cars and act like they own the road.

Thanks to a couple of Spandex Warriors I was late for work. I hate them.

by Jim October 01, 2005