jiM's definitions

Fuck Head

A Fuck Head is someone who has absolutely no idea about what is going on in the world, is commonly bald, and a total twat.

aka "The Supreme" Steve Matthews

by Jim November 14, 2004

deaf jockey

Someone who drives around in a car with speakers blaring so loudly he can't hear shit but you can't help but hear the crap he's listening to.

That deaf jockey hit the fire engine in the intersection. Fool couldn't hear the siren.

Hey, deaf jockey, get the shit outta your ears.

That deaf jockey's so earless he can't hear anyone talking in a normal tone of voice.

They heard the deaf jockey coming miles away and set up the ambush, blowing his dumb ass off the road with an RPG.

by Jim April 14, 2005

goosoi

sykotic team drinker

fausted in heineken

by jim February 7, 2004

sixties joe

Some sixties boy that reeks of BO.

"Sixties Joe reeks of BO!"

by Jim March 15, 2004

cigarette

n. a little cigar that is wrapped with paper and not tobacco leaves.

"my definition of cigarrette is the best. it should be in the OED."

by jim June 24, 2003

space pirates

A race of war-like sentiants in the Metroid games. These creatures are insect like in appearance and about 8 feel tall. They have claw like hands/rifles and sonetimes energy scythes. Some of them can render themselves invisable and they are known to experiment on their own kind to create biological weapons. They have set up base on a number of planets, most notably planet Zebes, Planet Tallon IV, and planet Aether. Their main objectives include destrying Samus, breeding metroids as a weapon, and harnessing the power of the mutagent phazon. They are responsible for orphaning samus when they raided her space colony K2-L when she was a child.

Space pirates are really fraking cool looking, but are sometimes a bitch and a half to kill.

by Jim October 10, 2005

brit

uppity annoying arrogant big toothed cricket playing losers who cant spell ASS HONOR or COLOR right and spend their whole life kissing their "queens" fat ass. actualy thinks "yanks" is in the least bit insulting.

"im a brit you yanks suck"
"shut the fuck up brit"

by jim May 7, 2005