jiM's definitions

salsa stick

a hispanic cock

Look at those mean hispanic hombres with the massive salsa sticks.

by jim April 30, 2004

tart

A cheap or easy woman. A prostitute.

by Jim April 13, 2003

kasapis

Kasapis in Greek means butcher. It has another meaning as well. Mr Kasapis is a name. George Kasapis was ruled during the 90s at a famous village called Aglantsia. George Kasapis was found in many places as Versus, Zoo and Agia Napa!

-re kasapi kopse mou misw kilo kreas
-xirino i vodino?voitha lio.

-E pouse re kasapi? Eisai pellos re?
-Einai teloia shillopellos!

O kasapis einai filos mou.
Thathela na ha ena filo san to kasapi!
eisai poly kopsonouris mou thimizeis to kasapi.

by JIM May 7, 2005

Boozer

A drunken loser who drinks beer all day in front of the tv.

"You fuckin' boozer!"

by Jim July 22, 2003

sweety-dee

general sign that you think something is very good. Used by towny/chav types, often in reference to new nova/corsa parts.

'Baz has just got a new nova, and 'e's just gone and slammed it daaahn to 2 inches!'
'oh, schlick mate, schweety-fuckin'-dee!'

by Jim January 21, 2005

iLife

iLife is where a being adopts and entirely positive attitude towards all of apples iProducts. iTunes is used instead of winamp, iPod's are used instead of lesser priced, more functional devices, and iMacs are used instead of PC's. The being in question has clearly succumbed to attractive but misleading marketing, and must be show the error of their ways.

"Oh man, I've got a new G5 coming next week, and I've got my iPod and iTunes totally synced; I feel like a real computer user!"
"No, you're not, you're fucking loaded, and don't want to think to hard about technology

by Jim January 22, 2005

cheetos

yummy orange ...things that taste good and are made by a tiger on drugs

mmm cheetos

by jim September 30, 2003