jiM's definitions

Pepperoni Nipples

Nipples that look like a pepperoni or are larger than pepperonis

I took of her shirt to find large and disgusting pepperoni nipples.

by Jim August 28, 2004

latina

Latin women are very moody, jealous, fierce women that probably need a strong man to handlle them.

I've tried picking up on Latina's but they give me the "I don't go for white boys line" most of the time, the younger ones seem to be attracted to black and latin men some of the older ones go for white men, makes ya wonder if it's for the money...

who you tryin' to get crazy with ese? don't you know I"m loco....

by jim April 23, 2005

bits and pieces

slang: term used to describe the male genitalia

Fight dirty, kick him in the bits and pieces!

by Jim September 11, 2003

nympho

According to Websters, a nympho is a spotted tree animal with webbed feet.

The nympho jumped on my shoulder.

by Jim August 2, 2003

lengdary

To get assraped by a gang of muslims

The priest walked into a mosque and was totally lengdary

by jim October 17, 2003

Geoffrey (abv. Geoff)

Slang term for cannabis. Originated in Beenham, Berkshire.

Example: Would you like to meet Geoff later? Have you seen Geoff recently?

by Jim February 13, 2005

metro card

when someone creeps up behind you and takes their hand (usually their right) and slides it up your ass crack and then says "metro card", hence the name

dick, stop metro carding me, that shit hurts

by Jim March 7, 2005