jiM's definitions

calibre

Not only a shit car and alcohol free beer but also commonly used for describing ones ability. In common with the above words, often full of irony.

Sam Lilley: A man of my calibre never goes down (whilst lying in bed after getting over excited at the weekend...

by Jim September 30, 2004

karac

A person with a large penis.

I heard that Jim is a karac.

by Jim September 8, 2003

fishy bud

a sacred place found hidden behind the females piss flaps

oh dear, granny you do have a crusty bud

by jim August 1, 2003

bellend

(alex k e double rr is a bell = bellend

kerr + Bell = bellend

by jim January 27, 2004

spooge

liquid resulting from sexual intercourse; semen

There were spooge stains on the back seat.

by Jim January 7, 2004

goosoi

sykotic team drinker

fausted in heineken

by jim February 7, 2004

debogeek

A person who shouldn't be a geek, but is anyway.

Miss Hamilton is such a debogeek, cuz she likes rednecks and country "music".

by Jim May 1, 2005