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1. The practice of tweeting in haiku
2. Any such tweet
Japanese poem
Hundred forty letters, tops.
This is a twaiku
by jevanyn September 08, 2010

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The act of relocating a business process or department to a less expensive part of the country. Similar to off-shoring, except that the job doesn't leave the country.
A typical example of onshoring is: tech support jobs being consolidated in Tennessee, where they can pay people half as much as before.
by jevanyn August 20, 2010

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Pejorative name for FaceBook.
"Why's facebook chat not working?"

"They're fixing yet another security hole."

"Evilfacebook strikes again!"
by jevanyn May 05, 2010

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Short/txt for "not to be too technical". Used either sincerely, as an apology for a long geeky explanation, or sarcastically when an apology is deliberately non-techie.
Able: I lost all my bookmarks when my phone updated itself.
Baker: (long, techie explanation of how to restore the bookmarks file)
Baker: N2B2T
Able: NP I can do that THX
by jevanyn March 29, 2011

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Expression used among drag queens in reference to their clothing covering up their junk.

-- from Project Runway
One of my favorite accessories is this wide flowered belt; it's very flashy, and it will also hide the candy.
-- from Project Runway
by jevanyn October 19, 2009

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adjective: tending to express one's point of view, esp. political, when it is not desired or appropriate.
Honey, I know you got into an argument about gay marriage the last time we had dinner with the Hendersons. I'd appreciate it if you weren't so assholitical this evening, mkay?
by jevanyn August 28, 2009

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Relief that one's typical bad luck has taken a day off.
I was late for work (as usual), but I didn't have to deal with my boss who left early to visit a client. Thank fucky for that!
by jevanyn October 14, 2009

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