mcchrystal

To "go mcchrystal" is to openly mock your boss, boss' boss, or other superior, usually resulting in demotion, firing, or "spending more time with my family".

Office drone 1: What happened to Bob, his cubicle is cleared out.

Office drone 2: He got drunk at the office party and went all mcchrystal, started making fun of the VPs, and they were in the room when it happened.

by jevanyn June 28, 2010

Player 2

Geek speak for "significant other"

My gf and I play Wii together, so I started calling her my Player 2.

by jevanyn February 26, 2011

texty texterton

Somebody who does nothing but txt all day.

Joe: blah blah blah Twitter blah blah blah TFLN blah blah blah YouTube

Frank: @Joe, you're such a texty texterton, you do nothing but twitter all day!!

by jevanyn December 30, 2009

veehee

adj. Abstract, minimalist. From the poet of the same name.

Credit: Robin Grasby via Mocoloco

Ikea furniture: veehee. Louis Catorze, not so much

by jevanyn December 12, 2009

evilfacebook

Pejorative name for FaceBook.

"Why's facebook chat not working?"

"They're fixing yet another security hole."

"Evilfacebook strikes again!"

by jevanyn May 05, 2010

LeBrontourage

Refers to the may hangers-on of LeBron James. Also apparently the title of a regular segment on SportsCenter

After months of speculation, all we've learned is that someone in the LeBrontourage loves to screw with sports reporters.

by jevanyn July 06, 2010

relief bitcher

Someone who bitches on behalf of someone else who is unable to continue bitching for themselves.

You know it's a bitchfest when one bitch gets tired, storms out of the room, and someone else takes it upon themselves to keep bitching in their behalf, like they're some kind of relief bitcher. A regular Mariano Bitch-vera or John Papel-bitch.

by jevanyn September 03, 2009