jevanyn's definitions

indoor sportsman

1. A guy who joins a gym but doesn't like to do anything outdoors.

2. Someone into an indoor sport like bowling or darts.

3. A guy who says he's an athlete to impress women, but they're so skinny/pale you know they never go outside.

4. A wanker.

(Def 2) I blew out my knee playing basketball, now I'm an indoor sportsman.

(Def 3 and 4)
Guy 1: So I was talking up this girl, right, she was checking out my biceps ...
Guy 2: What, who, you? The indoor sportsman? Did you show her your "trophy"?

by jevanyn January 4, 2010

memetard

Unable to communicate anything other than memes.

Memetard: In Soviet Russia, cheezburger wants you!
Response: Don't be such a memetard.

by jevanyn August 6, 2009

blubber hugger

Activist/environmentalist, specifically who acts against whale hunting. From "tree hugger", but for whales.

Blubber huggers stop a whale hunt, details at eleven!

by jevanyn March 4, 2011

ninjinuity

A synonym for computer hacking. A portmanteau of "ninja" and "ingenuity". The opposite of percussive maintenance.

From the XKCD blag: Over the next few days, we try pinning packages back to the Hardy version and downgrading. There are conflicts all over and lots of ninjinuity is required.

by jevanyn May 1, 2009

bed gravity

An irresistible force that draws you back to bed, or toward any mattress, couch, or other soft horizontal surface. Usually stronger when one or more persons are already on said furnature.

Mom: Time to get up for school!
Son: Must! Fight! Bed gravity! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

by jevanyn May 13, 2011

acrotwins

two phrases with the same acronym are acrotwins.

Standing on the Side of Love, and Spanish as a Second Language, are acrotwins.

by jevanyn July 14, 2010

on dead

When your cell phone's battery is dead.

Cell phones step down to a low-power mode automatically, thus "on low". When they turn themselves off, they are now "on dead".

Can you plug in my phone?
Is it on low?
No, it's on dead.

by jevanyn March 23, 2011