jesus w. bush's definitions

slipknot

A black hole of talent.

Slipknot are teh suck.

by jesus w. bush November 24, 2004

rolling stone

A biweekly collection of glossy advertisements that sells for $3.95.

Rolling Stone exists to market products.

by jesus w. bush December 14, 2004

harvest moon 64

Ridiculously addictive game about doing chores on a farm. One picks it up when one is bored and wishes to pass some time and pries one's bleary-eyed self away from the television at dawn the next morning. Unparalleled killer of time and motivation.

I played Harvest Moon 64 from 7 o'clock last night until 7 o'clock this morning. I'm tired.

by jesus w. bush January 1, 2005

dew-driver

Ice, 2 shots of vodka, and Mountain Dew.

A few dew-drivers is a delicious way to get shitfaced.

by jesus w. bush December 26, 2004

Jar Jar Binks

Intergalactical sex symbol.

MMMM... i love me some jar jar

by jesus w. bush November 29, 2004

edjookayte

See educate.

To teach.

I'm going to school to get edjookayted!

by jesus w. bush December 8, 2004

marilyn manson

some guy who boned jenna jameson at a party

i wanna be marilyn manson

by jesus w. bush November 20, 2004