pad

Ryan Nelis' Hair style!

Wow I hate people with PADS!

by Jesus April 23, 2003

glubricant

A lubricant that dries. proffered to people who require gluing together when they ask for lube at the sex shop.

Yes this is lubricant and it will not glue your cock inside your woman.

by jesus April 25, 2004

Fucktard

A person who uses "gay", "faggot", "queer" and any other phrase pertaining to homosexuality. Fucktards usually spell many words in their sentence fragments.

Many preps are fucktards.

by Jesus March 28, 2003

Despingate

To rip the cock off anything, therefore rendering it completly and utterly useless.(Everything has a cock in one way shape or form)

While smoking a blunt: Oh shit man, I left for a minute and you despingated that blunt already!

by jesus March 25, 2003

spooge rifle

your dick

your mom sucks your spooge rifle

by Jesus June 06, 2003

puzzlement

A highlyintelligent word, created by the Laserman, the coolest kid ever.

"Life is a puzzlement"

by Jesus February 22, 2004

gods salad dressing

spunk,spaff,jism,baby gravy,mucky spud water,gentlemans relish

need i say more

by jesus June 25, 2003