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These include hanging on screen doors, using good furniture as scratching posts, climbing on things she's not supposed to, and so on.
by jesster79 January 23, 2005

A medication that is prescribed to keep people from having seizures. Side effects include being tired and having a very low asshole tolerance.
by jesster79 November 28, 2021

A common name for two aniamal species in the genus Pan. An animal that is very closely related to human beings.
A human being that looks, acts, or thinks like a chimpanzee.
See also, Bush, George W.
A human being that looks, acts, or thinks like a chimpanzee.
See also, Bush, George W.
The current occupant of the White House is a Chimpanzee.
by jesster79 February 16, 2006

1. People that use violence and behave poorly towards other people.
2. Another description of the average Republican.
3. George W. Bush.
2. Another description of the average Republican.
3. George W. Bush.
The word thug is an entierly accurate description of most Republicans, especially Bush and his friends.
by jesster79 April 18, 2006

A prescription drug used for erectile disfunction disorder. According to the commercials it gives a man a strong lasting errection.
In the rare event that you have a four hour long hardon - despite the urge to milk it for all it's worth - you should seek immediate medical attention.
by jesster79 March 1, 2005

A 78 year old lawyer from Texas who was shot by Vice President Dick Cheney on February 11, 2006 while the two were out hunting for quail.
Harry Whittington is living proof that Dick Cheney is a hunting accident waiting to happen, and that Cheney has no idea what hunter safety is all about.
by jesster79 February 24, 2006

What Bill O'Reilly has shown himself to be when he approached a young female staffer for sexual favors.
by jesster79 January 23, 2005
