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Definitions by jesster79

Dennis Hastert 

1. A man who thought it was more important for Republicans to win in Florida than it was to protect underage Congressional Pages from being preyed upon by former Rep. Mark Foley.

2. A man who puts his own party ahead of his country.

3. A man who is an enabler.
Dennis Hastert did nothing when people came to him expressing concerns about Mark Foley sending inappropriate emails to Congressional Pages.
Dennis Hastert by jesster79 October 8, 2006

gay agenda 

The Republican's favorite whipping boy, so to speak. Something a Republican accuses anything that he or she opposes of being part of in order to excuse their racsist and homophobic attitudes. Especially if it involves taking care of the most vulnerable amongst us. They will toss this accusation even if the thing they oppose has nothing to do with homosexuality.
Human rights has been named as part of gay agenda by Republicans.
gay agenda by jesster79 August 17, 2006

liberty cabbage

What "patriotic" Americans called sauerkraut during the World War I years during the height of anti-German hysteria here in the United States.
Sauerkraut was renamed liberty cabbage to remove the German connotation, much like what George W. Bush and the Republicans did to french fries by renaming them freedom fries.
liberty cabbage by jesster79 August 17, 2006

Republican 

In some quarters, Republican has become a dirty word.
Republican by jesster79 August 15, 2006

Love Attack 

1. A chimpanzee giving a female world leader an unwanted massage.
Love Attack by jesster79 July 26, 2006

Gropenfuhrer 

1. A world leader who gives unsolicited and unwelcome massages to unsuspecting female world leaders.

2. Specifically, George W. Bush
George W. Bush became the newest Gropenfuhrer when he snuck up behind German Chancellor Angela Merkel and grabbed her shoulders.
Gropenfuhrer by jesster79 July 20, 2006