cluster fucked

The planet Earth since the day George W. Bush was first inagurated as President of the United States.
Every country on Earth has been throughly cluster fucked over the past five years.
by jesster79 February 02, 2006
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dumb fucker

A person who is so off putting due to the way he or she acts, and at the same time makes the most incredible mistakes. This type of person either denies his or her mistakes, or is proud of them.
by jesster79 February 12, 2005
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Religious Right

A group of religious extremists that are responsible for much of the misery present in the world today. A bunch of goddamned two face hypocrites who do not practice what they preach. A bunch of racist, homophobic pigs who cannot stand ideas like democracy, seperation of church and state, and people who think and believe differntly than they do.
The Religious Right embody so much of how Jesus Christ described the pharisees of old in Matthew 23.
by jesster79 January 29, 2006
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Mile high club

A club containing individuals who have made 5,280 posts in an online forum.
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Hunter safety

1. Acting in a safe manner while hunting that ensures that everyone returns home safely and uninjured.

2. Something that Dick Cheney does not practice while hunting.

3. Standing directly behind the Vice President when the Vice President is armed.

4. Assuming that elected officials have no idea how to have safe hunts in which everyone comes home.
Dick Cheney did not practice Hunter safety, and he's lucky the guy he shot was only injured.
by jesster79 February 23, 2006
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Bushpatine

1. A melding of the names George W. Bush and Palpatine.

2. An apt description of Bush, because he is as power hungry, as evil, and as wretched as Palpatine.
Bushpatine is destroying democracy here at home and abroad.
by jesster79 February 08, 2006
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