jesster79's definitions

SpikeTV

A television network whose only good shows are reruns of Star Trek: The Next Generation and Deep Space Nine. A television network that prides itself on sexism and idiocy.

SpikeTV claims that it is cool because it's letting a monkey run its television network during Super Bowl weekend. That's been done already in the real world - we have a monkey running this country right now, his name is George Bush.

by jesster79 February 2, 2006

evil

1. An accurate description of the current occupant of the White House.
2. See also: Bush, George W.

George W. Bush is evil personified.

by jesster79 March 14, 2006

White House

A mansion in Washington, DC where Bush prostitutes himself to all his corporate and religious supporters on a regular basis.

See also:
George W. Bush
Whore house
Prostitution
Bribery
Republican

by jesster79 March 17, 2007

Mile high club

A club containing individuals who have made 5,280 posts in an online forum.

Bob just joined The Big Lebowski forum's mile high club

by jesster79 August 8, 2018

Bushware

A particularly bad type of spyware that makes secret copies of everything on your hard drive, fries that same hard drive, and sells it to the highest bidder - including terrorist groups and countries known to support terrorism. If this type of spyware is discovered, it fights all attempts to remove it by repeating the words "national security" or getting Bill O'Rielly to attack those trying to remove Bushware from infected computers. Software that behaves exactly as George W. Bush does.

It's bad news if your computer has a copy of Bushware. Especially if it's Bushware 2.0.

by jesster79 March 5, 2006

We Deceive You Believe

Instead of the standard Faux News line "We report, you decide" this is closer to what they actually do.

Fox News - We Deceive You Believe - the standard operating procedure at Fox News.

by jesster79 January 17, 2006

drug addict

1. Someone who is physically dependant on chemical substances.

2. A nickname for Rush Limbaugh or George W. Bush

Rush Limbaugh, George W. Bush, Noel Bush are members of this select group.

See also: druggie

by jesster79 March 3, 2005