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Definitions by jesster79

BP gave us the Gulf of Mexico disaster.
BP by jesster79 May 17, 2010

Dump Truck 

Another way of describing United States President George W. Bush.
Dump Truck by jesster79 October 18, 2008

Blasty McBirdshot 

1. A term to describe Vice President Richard "Dick" Cheney, given the fact that he had shot a companion in the face while hunting for birds.
The safest place to stand while hunting with Blasty McBirdshot is behind him.
Blasty McBirdshot by jesster79 October 17, 2008

White House 

A mansion in Washington, DC where Bush prostitutes himself to all his corporate and religious supporters on a regular basis.
See also:
George W. Bush
Whore house
Prostitution
Bribery
Republican
White House by jesster79 March 17, 2007

Manos: the Hands of Fate 

A truly God awful film that is almost unwatchable.

Pretzeldunce 

The current occupant of the White House.
George W. Bush is our current Pretzeldunce.
Pretzeldunce by jesster79 January 11, 2007

Michael Richards 

An American actor best known for playing Cosmo Kramer on Seinfeld, who later became infamous for a racist, obscenity laden tirade in November of 2006 while performing at the Laugh Factory.
Michael Richards took his place alongside Mel Gibson and George Allen as guys whose mouths are bigger than their brains.
Michael Richards by jesster79 November 23, 2006