153 definitions by jesster79
One of the best ideas to come along in all of human history. An ideal in which religion and government are seperated and kept at arm's length from each other. A form of government in which the people's free exercise of religion is guaranteed, but the religious fanatics have no power to harm others. An ideal that is under attack at all times from religious extremists - who seek to destroy it, not out of any sense of piety, but in order to dominate and control other human beings.
Since Bush became President, Seperation of Church and State is under attack like it never has been before.
by jesster79 January 29, 2006
A 78 year old lawyer from Texas who was shot by Vice President Dick Cheney on February 11, 2006 while the two were out hunting for quail.
Harry Whittington is living proof that Dick Cheney is a hunting accident waiting to happen, and that Cheney has no idea what hunter safety is all about.
by jesster79 February 24, 2006
Loss of hair from the top of the cranium. Usually affects males. Vain people see this as the biggest crisis in their lives.
by jesster79 March 8, 2004
A collection of losers all bundeled together into a football team. A football team whose members were picked up from the local prison. Proof that the President of the United States should never come from Texas.
A good year is when the Cowboys don't make it to the playoffs or are knocked out during the playoffs.
by jesster79 March 5, 2005
1. A German word meaning guide or leader that has fallen out of poularity since World War II.
2. A leader who is an insane monster who causes so much misery and suffering in the world.
2. A leader who is an insane monster who causes so much misery and suffering in the world.
by jesster79 February 2, 2006
A television network whose only good shows are reruns of Star Trek: The Next Generation and Deep Space Nine. A television network that prides itself on sexism and idiocy.
SpikeTV claims that it is cool because it's letting a monkey run its television network during Super Bowl weekend. That's been done already in the real world - we have a monkey running this country right now, his name is George Bush.
by jesster79 February 2, 2006
Instead of the standard Faux News line "We report, you decide" this is closer to what they actually do.
by jesster79 January 18, 2006