Definitions by jessi

University of Rhode Island 

URI is definately a party school! Besides all the on campus parties all week long, none of the bars in Rhode Island card, so there's always a place to party.

Looking for a party? Go to URI!

University of Rhode Island by jessi January 26, 2004

ugtard

a hybrid of the two slang terms;
fucktard and ugmo, an ugtard is a derogatory term for someone who is both unattractive and acting like a mentally handicapped person.

i.e. The rock band Oasis are a bunch of ugtards.

ugtard by jessi January 26, 2004

tardmo 

a combination of the words retarded and motherfucker being slang for 'tard' and 'mo.' a tardmo is someone who is so stupid that they are similar to someone who is mentally handicapped and a motherfucker.

You actually bought an Oasis CD you tardmo!

tardmo by jessi January 26, 2004

jude

to describe a particularly attractive male of British descent. Derives from the actor 'Jude Law,' but appropriate for any exceptionally handsome English guy.

I was walking through Trafalger Square yesterday when i almost ran into a group of three judes.

jude by jessi January 26, 2004

Tic-Tac-Time 

when its that time of the month for a chick, but she is too shy to say 'period'

she could say to her friend "do u have any tic-tacs?" instead of the more emabarrassing "do u have any tampons?"

Tic-Tac-Time by Jessi January 18, 2004

Johnny Depp 

The best actor ever to walk the earth. not only just because he's so damn sexy, but because he's so talented and doesn't care what the hell people think about him. he could do any blockbuster he wants to, but he likes to go against the grain. did i mention he's a sexy bitch? well, he is, i'm very happy for (and jealous of) vanessa paradis.

he's kind of like a slug, he oozes sexy out and leaves a trail of sexy wherever he goes! sexy, talented, and humble, what else do u look for in a guy?

Johnny Depp by Jessi December 31, 2003

normal 

What is "normal?" It seems as though the weirder you are, the more you fit in...so that means that weird is normal. If weird is normal, then that means that if you are normal you are weird, so in order to be normal you must be weird, which makes you normal all over again. Which is weird. It is a perpetual cycle.

Yeah, she's weird, but that's normal.

normal by Jessi December 30, 2003