Chilli

a water bottle (that contains only water) that a swimmer shares wit their whole lane
Hey pass the chilli
by JESSI December 13, 2003
mugGet the Chillimug.

hizouse

by Jessi September 08, 2003
mugGet the hizousemug.

Tic-Tac-Time

when its that time of the month for a chick, but she is too shy to say 'period'
she could say to her friend "do u have any tic-tacs?" instead of the more emabarrassing "do u have any tampons?"
by Jessi January 18, 2004
mugGet the Tic-Tac-Timemug.

Calabasas

stuck up, bitchy, horny, "straight but willing to experiment", rich, slut princesses (with the exception of the minority of genuine people) and many of the guys are self centered egotistical testosterone filled jackasses with their heads shoved so far up their asses they cant see anymore and can go fuck the horses they rode in on twice because they are chauvinistic, condescending, patronizing, manipulative, imbroglio-causing, mannerless, naive, pricks with no respect and it is disgusting how they treat women and think so highly of themselves... then again the way many of the girls around here act, they probably deserve it, if theyre not totally provoking them.

this does NOT apply to everyone.
"What school do you go to?"
"Calabasas"
::disgusted looks::
by Jessi December 30, 2003
mugGet the Calabasasmug.

ugtard

a hybrid of the two slang terms;
fucktard and ugmo, an ugtard is a derogatory term for someone who is both unattractive and acting like a mentally handicapped person.
i.e. The rock band Oasis are a bunch of ugtards.
by jessi January 26, 2004
mugGet the ugtardmug.

Johnny Depp

The best actor ever to walk the earth. not only just because he's so damn sexy, but because he's so talented and doesn't care what the hell people think about him. he could do any blockbuster he wants to, but he likes to go against the grain. did i mention he's a sexy bitch? well, he is, i'm very happy for (and jealous of) vanessa paradis.
he's kind of like a slug, he oozes sexy out and leaves a trail of sexy wherever he goes! sexy, talented, and humble, what else do u look for in a guy?
by Jessi December 31, 2003
mugGet the Johnny Deppmug.

koko

shes clever, shes cute, shes great. This is a cheesy entry of love.
Liekwoah, Koko is my girlfriend.
by jessi December 12, 2003
mugGet the kokomug.