coco

a very young asian prostutute

hey that coco looks like she's only 5! Nice!

by jesse March 03, 2004

camplaining

to engage in a negative, manufactured complain-based campaign against an incumbent officeholder.

Look at that idiot Kerry -- he's just camplaining.

by Jesse December 14, 2003

1st base

french kiss or make out

i got to 1st base with a hott chick at the movies

by jesse November 03, 2003

rumsfail

1. To self-destruct, melt-down or implode under the weight of one's own arrogance. 2. To fail spectacularly, particularly in matters of warfare or diplomacy; to plunge into chaos. 3. Absolute, unmitigated disaster of national or international proportions and consequence; policy failure so utterly abject and miserable as to approach the realm of the epic.

"Although long considered to be a costly and murderous fiasco, the prisoner abuse scandal revealed the war in Iraq to be nothing short of a rumsfailure." See also: "Karma"

by jesse May 18, 2004

tumble weed

pubic hair that is never shaven and has so much hair that it comes out of her panties (usualy granny)

we were gonna have sex but then i realized she had a tumble weed

by jesse March 03, 2004

granny's nest

a place where wrinkly old beeyotches/crones gather to bitch about men and life in general and study on weekends. also see 18033D College Prak

those damn yatches in the granny's nest are at it again: penquinn, crow, pidgeski, and chirpy mcchuggs

by jesse October 23, 2004

stoke

Another term/word for a cigarette.

"Hey Joseph, you gotta stoke?"

by Jesse May 13, 2005