129 definitions by jesse

106
Sunny Bono was drunk, skiied into a tree, and died.
by jesse April 24, 2003
Get the mug
Get a ski pro mug for your father Trump.
107
the act or result of too much lube on a sexual partner.
I was bangin her out but the lube caused some slippage and i fell and broke my hip.
by jesse March 03, 2005
Get the mug
Get a slippage mug for your mama Helena.
109
The most overrated album of all time. It is a band, like Mars Volta, that has been accepted as "a good band". I.e., it's a safe band to like, because it's commonly accepted as "good music".

The album is simply average. Everyone is just fucking insane about Radiohead because they haven't heard enough music.
Idiot 1: OMG OK COMPUTER is TEH BEST ALBUM OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!! RADIOHEAD IS THE BEST BAND EVER, EVER, IN ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY.

Less Stupid Person: Have you even hear 1% of the albums that exist? Wow, it's funny how you think Radiohead is high class when it's really just alright. What an idiot.
by jesse December 25, 2004
Get the mug
Get a ok computer mug for your Facebook friend Callisto.
110
A one eyed pirate is when you blow a load in a girls ey while simultaneously kicking her in the shin forcing her to resemble a pirate with one eye and a bad leg
She screamed when I gave her a one eyed pirate
by jesse May 25, 2004
Get the mug
Get a one eyed pirate mug for your father-in-law Abdul.
111
A word that you shout when you are uberly pissed off. Also a grand name for a future Terminator movie. Spoken with a German accent.
rAnDoM aIrHeAd: omg lyk u r so dum
Me: Awwww frick
rAnDoM aIrHeAd: omg lyk i cant believe u r talkin lyk dat omg lyk u no noting
Me: I can't take this anymore!! OOGLEFRACKEN!!!
by jesse February 03, 2005
Get the mug
Get a Ooglefracken mug for your cousin Zora.
112
when u think u have to fart but then u shit
On the first day of kindergarten Katie was soo nervous that she was on the her way to school and she thought she had to fart but she had an oopsie.
by jesse March 30, 2004
Get the mug
Get a oopsie mug for your cat Larisa.