fiznat your candrow

fiznat your candrow

to fiznat your candrow is to call your mother.

gangster #1 : yo boy who you be callin'
gangster #2 : I gotta fiznat ma candrow

by jesse November 10, 2004

crapitolism

A way of life where consumerism consumes your entire person.

crapitolism is the foundation of our modern society

by jesse September 05, 2003

Blamela

A word used to take the place of a Prounoun, usually yelled when trying to cover a sound someone does not want to hear.

"Matt, your credit card number is"
"BLAMELA"

by Jesse October 27, 2003

Kittie

Pussy or just a great piece of ass. Use it when shoping with grandma and friends.

While friend Jesse and Gary where out shoping with Jesus and a hot big breasted tight assed woman walks by Jesse says "Look at that tight little kittie" While Jesus ask "What? I dont see a pet store"

by Jesse February 26, 2005

Pink Moose

A guy who looks, and acts, like a pink moose.

Dude, the pink moose is here!
The ULTIMATE MOOSE
Dude you being such a moose today
MAn stop being so pink!

by Jesse March 18, 2004

checkmark

A eupemism for dick (in terms of "giving" or "getting dick")

Can be used as verb or noun.

"Did you checkmark Erica last night?"
"I want a checkmark from that dude over there."

by Jesse February 07, 2003

DODA

V. To engage in anal intercourse with two men at the same time, while simultaniously engaging in fellatio with different men, also at the same time.

I watched Pat to the DODA last night. does that make me gay?

by Jesse March 17, 2007