jesse's definitions

ruckus

Buttholeasssphincterpoop chute

I got a running start when I stuck it in her ruckus!!

by Jesse March 10, 2004

DODA

V. To engage in anal intercourse with two men at the same time, while simultaniously engaging in fellatio with different men, also at the same time.

I watched Pat to the DODA last night. does that make me gay?

by Jesse March 17, 2007

milkweed

A white guy

man that shut up you milkweed

by jesse March 17, 2007

heater

A ciggarette

Hey can I bum a heater

by Jesse October 29, 2003

mick

A slang term defining one of Irish decent. They are often found getting their asses kicked by twin Dutchmen. Also known as "potato-pickin', railroad workin', curly-haired Irish bastards."

Ben is a dirty potato-pickin' mick.

by Jesse January 5, 2005

Kittie

Pussy or just a great piece of ass. Use it when shoping with grandma and friends.

While friend Jesse and Gary where out shoping with Jesus and a hot big breasted tight assed woman walks by Jesse says "Look at that tight little kittie" While Jesus ask "What? I dont see a pet store"

by Jesse February 26, 2005

Pink Moose

A guy who looks, and acts, like a pink moose.

Dude, the pink moose is here!
The ULTIMATE MOOSE
Dude you being such a moose today
MAn stop being so pink!

by Jesse March 18, 2004