jesse's definitions

Shrimp smackdown

When a man has a semi-flaccid penis that is saliva coated after recieving oral sex, he smacks the girl who preformed the oral sex in the face with his penis.

"I gave that bitch the shrimp smackdown." I need to give some bitch the shrimp smackdown tonight." "She let me give her the shrimp smackdown."

by Jesse April 4, 2005

Dam

The same as damn only spelled dam in chat rooms and games so it doesn't regester as swearing.

Dam, that kid really sucked yesturday.

by Jesse December 21, 2004

ok computer

The most overrated album of all time. It is a band, like Mars Volta, that has been accepted as "a good band". I.e., it's a safe band to like, because it's commonly accepted as "good music".

The album is simply average. Everyone is just fucking insane about Radiohead because they haven't heard enough music.

Idiot 1: OMG OK COMPUTER is TEH BEST ALBUM OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!! RADIOHEAD IS THE BEST BAND EVER, EVER, IN ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY.

Less Stupid Person: Have you even hear 1% of the albums that exist? Wow, it's funny how you think Radiohead is high class when it's really just alright. What an idiot.

by jesse December 25, 2004

the nuts in your mouth

a winning hand in poker
have the best hand

the guy thought i was bluffing, and i showed in i had the ace high flush, and he realized i had nuts in his mouth

by jesse December 30, 2004

mick

A slang term defining one of Irish decent. They are often found getting their asses kicked by twin Dutchmen. Also known as "potato-pickin', railroad workin', curly-haired Irish bastards."

Ben is a dirty potato-pickin' mick.

by Jesse January 5, 2005

Ooglefracken

A word that you shout when you are uberly pissed off. Also a grand name for a future Terminator movie. Spoken with a German accent.

rAnDoM aIrHeAd: omg lyk u r so dum
Me: Awwww frick
rAnDoM aIrHeAd: omg lyk i cant believe u r talkin lyk dat omg lyk u no noting
Me: I can't take this anymore!! OOGLEFRACKEN!!!

by Jesse February 3, 2005

hatch

A really good variety of green chile in New Mexico, though not as good as the green chile from the chile in the Espanola and Pilar area on the Northern Rio Grande

Man, that Hatch was hot enough to make my nose run. I could eat more!

by Jesse February 8, 2005