jesse's definitions

plowing new ground

1. To actually be farming land; digging into new dirt

2. Exploring new ideas; digging into new dirt

3. Fucking a girl for the first time; digging into new dirt

origin: Utah, circa 1869

originator: Joseph Smith; planting seeds, while creating a new religion, while sowing his seed with his 4 wives

1. "we're plowing new ground today, we've run out of space in the garden"

2. "with the new PenisPLUS Erection Extender, you will please her more than you could imagin!"

3. "i'm plowing new ground with jenny tonight. i might use that new Penis thing.."

by jesse March 29, 2004

Amish

Something that is lame, uncool, stupid, or otherwise unworthy of further consideration.

"Man, that is so Amish that Susie dumped Jane! I wanted to get together with both of them!"

by Jesse October 15, 2004

kee

Another word for cool which is sarcastically used as an insult when people say insanely stupid things.

Origin: Evolved from "Yer cool!"

This word is often used when describing sick people. (see my definition of sick)

"Really? I'm a dumb face? You're kee, Sam."

by Jesse May 3, 2004

crapalanche

when you're burried in you're own crap!!!!!!!

in the book " zumbie bums from urennus:

by Jesse March 31, 2004

momthra

A frightening mother. Comes from the video game Bart's Nightmare, which had an enemy that was Marge as a Moth, called Mothra.

Momthra's coming. I can hear her feet stomping! Hide the AIM chats!

by Jesse August 11, 2003

quadfuck

Its like a manage a trois, but four people.

After our double date, we had a quadfuck.

by Jesse July 16, 2004

hoopdoggin'

when someone else is checking you out.
(verb)

Man, that chick is totally hoopdoggin' on you bro.

by Jesse May 21, 2003