jess's definitions

hoover

a girl who gets an abortion

damn gurl, did you hear that kara got hoovered last week?

by Jess April 9, 2004

M*A*S*H*

Best T.V. show ever!

Too bad the cast members are really annoying.

by Jess February 15, 2005

The Butterfly Effect

a band who australian wishes would just go away

"fuck i hate the butterfly effect. fucking nu-metal wankers!"

by jess May 9, 2004

Clankster

A person who is increadibly clanky.

The Clankster clanked it up

by Jess January 8, 2005

nympho

Your mom. So basically A slut , whore, or hoe that wants to have sex all the time.

Your mom's a Nympho, and never has to be asked to have sex.

by Jess May 13, 2005

yello

Informal yet personal greeting, variant of hello

"Yello friend, how are you?"

by Jess November 19, 2003

Double shit

A term worse than shit when you can think of no other words more appropriate beacause of the desperateness of the situation.

Bridget Jones: "Shit......double shit!"

by Jess March 3, 2004