pretty monster

An unattractive male that thinks he is the finest brother on earth and that all women want him; also known as a pm

Oh my God, there goes another pretty monster!!!

by Jess November 19, 2003

Pythonism

The church of Monty Python, a cult following of the greatest British Comedy troop to ever exist. Pythonist, a follower in the church of Monty Python.

I am a devout follower of Pythonism.

He's a Pythonist too!

by Jess October 20, 2003

shtick

another word for a skit or a funny, short play.

at the talent show someone did a really funny shtick.

by jess August 15, 2004

ya'll

"You all". Used by southeners, rednecks, and hicks.

Ya'll hush up. Ya'll are fixin' to scare off them there deer.

by Jess December 06, 2003

fatarm

when you lift your arm up and there is fat jiggling to and fro.
or you are just obese and everything about you is fat, including your arms.

wayne, "dont look now! that lady has some serious fatarm."
jimbo, "damn bro, that lady fat."

by jess October 16, 2004

ham

A glorious meat. The meat with the most humor value. It also tastes the best on pizza.

"Mmm, I sure could go for some ham right now."

by Jess April 25, 2004

gun control

The idea of taking away our constitutional right to bear arms in the hope that it will reduce violence, when in reality all it does is ensure that know one but the criminals have them.

Face it. Gun control doesn't stop violence. Do you honestly think that criminals would give up their weapons just because a law was passed?

One major basis for the argument of gun control is Columbine. Would it have been better if they had killed the kids by pushing them out of windows or something?

Gun control doesn't stop violence, but encourages people to find new and creative ways to be violent.

by Jess February 16, 2005