jess's definitions

Halford

A person who is flamboyantly gay.

That dude over there in the leather vest and ass chaps is a total Halford.

by Jess September 18, 2003

smuttonchops

To describe a girl who easily engages in sexual activity. Name used for girls named Meg

Turbo Bitch Squad! Farm Girl! Smuttonchops! Coneticitius!

by Jess December 1, 2003

funktacular

Something that is uber cool and swanky. Something happy. Spectacular and Funky combined.

That was a Funktacular show!

by Jess October 20, 2003

guido

These guys are actually a lotta fun to hang around, they joke around and they're usually very funny, but their style is indeed tacky... they act all tough and some make comments about non-whites, which is funny because a lot of the time they tend to try to look/act Puerto Rican and even black but still try to pick up on their women.

A good example of a Guido would be some guy I knew who drove a drop-top Miata with a lil Italian flag on one side and an American flag on the other. He also had a Italian flag tattooed on his arm, over kill anyone?

by jess April 17, 2005

Rivers Cuomo

-the lead singer of the band that ended the grundge explosion.
-the coolest nerdy guy in the music industry.
-hes hot.

he's in a band... but still makes time out of his day to play dugeons and dragons (how hot is that??)

by Jess September 13, 2003

romped

a sexual activty

torrie romped jess

by jess August 14, 2003

bum

doing nothing, bludging

lets just do nothing and bum around

by jess March 27, 2005