jess's definitions

what'ago

Texan for "before"

"Y'all see what was on Jerry what'ago?"
A: Want some grits?
B: Nah, I just had some what'ago.

by jess February 1, 2004

face rape

When a man undresses you with his eyes and makes it very very obvious; when your face has been taken advantage of

Ashley was face-raped when we went to Pizza Hut the other night by one of the pretty monsters who was working there.

by Jess November 18, 2003

geekgasm

A fit of intense geekly joy, happens when a geek runs into someone or something exceedingly geeky not seen every day, or when they get uber excited and riled up; When a geek goes into geekstcy, Has a geek-on; What makes a geek go crazy; When a geek has reached his or her geek climax; The equivalent of a sexual orgasm for a geek.

My XBOX is coming, I think I'm going to have a geekgasm!

I made John have a geekgasm by mentioning that Star Wars action figures were onsale.

by Jess October 20, 2003

moo moo

A rectangular cloth with crude stiching worn by morbidly obese persons.

Becca said, "Dude, I've gained SO much weight, I need to wear a moo moo!"

Amy walked by and shouted "Hey, Jane, look at Roberta's dress. It's so huge, she looks like she's wearing a moo moo"

by Jess June 9, 2004

mindfreak

n 1: a modern day mystifier who utilizes skills beyond the category of magic. 2: the result of something incomprehensible.

I've been mindfreaked. That was a total mindfreak. He is such a mindfreak.

by Jess March 11, 2004

infinite loop

word used by an immigrant c++ teacher.

"Your stupid actions are driving me into an infinite loop."

by Jess May 19, 2003

O. Henry-esque

Having qualities similar to the writing of O. Henry, especially containing an ironic twist ending.

"The Village" had a very O. Henry-esque ending.

by Jess August 24, 2004