jess's definitions

Double shit

A term worse than shit when you can think of no other words more appropriate beacause of the desperateness of the situation.

Bridget Jones: "Shit......double shit!"

by Jess March 3, 2004

M*A*S*H*

Best T.V. show ever!

Too bad the cast members are really annoying.

by Jess February 15, 2005

nympho

Your mom. So basically A slut , whore, or hoe that wants to have sex all the time.

Your mom's a Nympho, and never has to be asked to have sex.

by Jess May 13, 2005

The Butterfly Effect

a band who australian wishes would just go away

"fuck i hate the butterfly effect. fucking nu-metal wankers!"

by jess May 9, 2004

Clankster

A person who is increadibly clanky.

The Clankster clanked it up

by Jess January 8, 2005

Poof

A homosexual, the poor man's term for homosexual. A word made famous and most commonly associated with Monty Python.

You great poof.

"Oh poof's not good enough for HIM, he has to be a bleeding FAIRY!"

by Jess October 20, 2003

gun control

The idea of taking away our constitutional right to bear arms in the hope that it will reduce violence, when in reality all it does is ensure that know one but the criminals have them.

Face it. Gun control doesn't stop violence. Do you honestly think that criminals would give up their weapons just because a law was passed?

One major basis for the argument of gun control is Columbine. Would it have been better if they had killed the kids by pushing them out of windows or something?

Gun control doesn't stop violence, but encourages people to find new and creative ways to be violent.

by Jess February 15, 2005