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did

A way to explain your hair once it has been styled.
"I just got my hair did"
"I can't go out now, maybe after I get my hair did"

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"Get your nails done, get a pedicure, get your hair did" - Missy Elliot
by jess February 23, 2007
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gun control

The idea of taking away our constitutional right to bear arms in the hope that it will reduce violence, when in reality all it does is ensure that know one but the criminals have them.

Face it. Gun control doesn't stop violence. Do you honestly think that criminals would give up their weapons just because a law was passed?

One major basis for the argument of gun control is Columbine. Would it have been better if they had killed the kids by pushing them out of windows or something?
Gun control doesn't stop violence, but encourages people to find new and creative ways to be violent.
by Jess February 15, 2005
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smuttonchops

A word that Jack and Mike use on occasion to describe a girl that is easy.
That girl's name should be smuttonchops
by Jess December 1, 2003
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geekgasm

A fit of intense geekly joy, happens when a geek runs into someone or something exceedingly geeky not seen every day, or when they get uber excited and riled up; When a geek goes into geekstcy, Has a geek-on; What makes a geek go crazy; When a geek has reached his or her geek climax; The equivalent of a sexual orgasm for a geek.
My XBOX is coming, I think I'm going to have a geekgasm!

I made John have a geekgasm by mentioning that Star Wars action figures were onsale.
by Jess October 20, 2003
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Jersey salute

As it applies to the infamous Jersey drivers, this salute is usually given with some road rage and foul language
by Jess February 27, 2005
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face rape

When a man undresses you with his eyes and makes it very very obvious; when your face has been taken advantage of
Ashley was face-raped when we went to Pizza Hut the other night by one of the pretty monsters who was working there.
by Jess November 18, 2003
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sooky sooky now

telling someone to fuck you while you are taking a shit.
"Jason walked in on Raven while she was taking a crap and she screamed "sooky sooky now!" so he would fuck her"
by Jess January 19, 2004
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