jess's definitions

Canadian Military

Never heard of it, though Canada seems to take credit for the British army in 1812...

An example of the Canadian military? Well...the closest thing that I can come up with is the mounties, I suppose...

by Jess April 17, 2005

kick rocks

asking someone to leave...

You need to kick rocks before bunyard sees you around here

by jess July 8, 2003

potianist

the religion of pot smoking; excessive pot smoker

"i got high before school, at lunch, after school, and five times that night. i am a potianist."

by jess September 29, 2004

Pythonism

The church of Monty Python, a cult following of the greatest British Comedy troop to ever exist. Pythonist, a follower in the church of Monty Python.

I am a devout follower of Pythonism.

He's a Pythonist too!

by Jess October 20, 2003

girlfriend

A woman/girl/lady who is dating/going out with/going steady with a man/boy/gentleman. A girlfriend should appreiciate and care for her boyfriend and respect him. also treat him how she wishes to be treated.

"she's my girlfriend"
"i have a girlfriend"
"i love my girlfriend"
"she's his/her girlfriend

by Jess November 30, 2004

playa

someone why has 50 girls on his arm

dont be a playa hatah!

by jess November 19, 2003

guido

These guys are actually a lotta fun to hang around, they joke around and they're usually very funny, but their style is indeed tacky... they act all tough and some make comments about non-whites, which is funny because a lot of the time they tend to try to look/act Puerto Rican and even black but still try to pick up on their women.

A good example of a Guido would be some guy I knew who drove a drop-top Miata with a lil Italian flag on one side and an American flag on the other. He also had a Italian flag tattooed on his arm, over kill anyone?

by jess April 17, 2005