jess's definitions

what'ago

Texan for "before"

"Y'all see what was on Jerry what'ago?"
A: Want some grits?
B: Nah, I just had some what'ago.

by jess February 1, 2004

sooky sooky now

telling someone to fuck you while you are taking a shit.

"Jason walked in on Raven while she was taking a crap and she screamed "sooky sooky now!" so he would fuck her"

by Jess January 19, 2004

kick rocks

asking someone to leave...

You need to kick rocks before bunyard sees you around here

by jess July 8, 2003

Canadian Military

Never heard of it, though Canada seems to take credit for the British army in 1812...

An example of the Canadian military? Well...the closest thing that I can come up with is the mounties, I suppose...

by Jess April 17, 2005

chipz

means sex started by girls in welwyn garden so they could talk bout it round parents/teachers

me and my boyfreind are avin chipz 2nite

i want chipz

by jess November 29, 2004

Absoposilutely

Catch phrase for absolutely, positively.

It's absoposilutely going to happen.

by Jess November 22, 2003

girlfriend

A woman/girl/lady who is dating/going out with/going steady with a man/boy/gentleman. A girlfriend should appreiciate and care for her boyfriend and respect him. also treat him how she wishes to be treated.

"she's my girlfriend"
"i have a girlfriend"
"i love my girlfriend"
"she's his/her girlfriend

by Jess November 30, 2004