jess's definitions

shoot a monkey

said after making a mistake.

Shoot a monkey, I forgot my keys in the car!

by Jess April 11, 2005

sk8

the stupid word little poser punk rockers use while trying to be cool.

"he was a sk8er boi she said see you later boy." -avril lavigne

by jess December 29, 2003

you know sergio?

From the commercial for "Smirnof Vodka"

Where the people in the commercial want to get access to this party so pretend they know sergio.. And give ambigious vague descriptions of him

"lightish darkish hair"
"about this tall" (making reference to medium height

by jess February 22, 2005