jess's definitions

badonkadonk

the melody of "Lapdance" remixed remixed by Nine Inch Nails and Trent Reznor; bootilicious booty, not necessarily female.

"ooh baby you want me?," "Badonkadonk!"

by Jess February 20, 2004

shoot a monkey

said after making a mistake.

Shoot a monkey, I forgot my keys in the car!

by Jess April 11, 2005

you know sergio?

From the commercial for "Smirnof Vodka"

Where the people in the commercial want to get access to this party so pretend they know sergio.. And give ambigious vague descriptions of him

"lightish darkish hair"
"about this tall" (making reference to medium height

by jess February 22, 2005