jess's definitions

Yoddles

The cute/preppy country girl's way of saying "yo".

'Yoddles, Mike! How ya doing?'

by Jess December 2, 2004

cuntsponge

a maxi-pad, a sanitary napkin

The neighbor lady came over to borrow a cuntsponge, but her gash is way larger than mine, and it was suked up into her, she had to use a newspaper.

by Jess November 30, 2003

homophobe

Someone who is AFRAID of homosexuals. This does not mean that they are intolerant, that they discriminate against, or that they hate gay people.

Just because you oppose gay marriage does not mean that you are a homophobe.

by Jess July 21, 2005

Arnold Schwarznegger

The best actor in the entire universe!!! Has huge muscles, an awesome accent, and a last name that is ridiculously hard to spell.

Hasta la vista, baby.

by Jess July 19, 2005

god

1)An imaginary friend for adults who are not very social and believe that if they talk to the sky someone will listen to their sad sorrows

2)Leader of uncircumsized jews who was sacrificed for trying to get them laid

1)God is an imaginary friend to the socail retards in our society

2)According to my bible, God was an uncircummsized jew...who wanted to help his friends get laid then got nailed to the cross

by jess December 15, 2004

foznee

term of endearment from one wigger to the next. Can be shortened to "foz"

'Sup, foz? -or- 'sup foznee?

by Jess July 16, 2004

kewlers

Something that is really cool or awesome

Her hair looks so kewlers today!

by jess August 7, 2004