Definitions by jerryblank

zygo

Morning vodka. Peach flarvor vodka/energy drink. Drink the morning after getting wasted to get rid of your hangover.

Dude if we're going to get wasted, we better make sure we have zygo

zygo by jerryblank May 18, 2005

Goldschlager 

Strong drink that tastes like big red and has real gold flakes inside. Drinking a lot tends to give you diarhea the morning after and causes you to wet myself.

"What is this shit? Big red?"

Goldschlager by jerryblank May 17, 2005

Verizon

I rather use tin can phones then use their service. They have a dozen monkeys and a turtle in charge of their billing and thousands of towel heads working in customer service.

Friend-"Dude how'd you get that much money back"
Me-"Shh, because a dozen monkeys and a turtle are incharge of their billing."

Verizon by jerryblank May 17, 2005

leg warmers 

Made popular in the 80's but no just looks silly. If you ever want a good lauph look up pictures of leg warmers.

OMG i look sexily gay in my leg warmers.

leg warmers by jerryblank May 17, 2005

cherry popper 

When you have intercourse with a female virgin and make her bleed due to your enormous penis.

If you want to get back a girl pop her cherry at a random hotel, slap her in the ass and tell her "Get the hell out"

cherry popper by jerryblank May 17, 2005

strangers with candy 

Funniest show to come out on comedy central. Staring Jerry Blank a middle-age women who goes back to highschool in an effort to finally graduate.Best watched when drunk.

Pass me that 40 and pop Strangers with candy in the dvd player.

strangers with candy by jerryblank May 17, 2005

dsl 

Wrong route to go if you want highspeed internet. Slower and less reliable then cable. The modem just randomly falls asleep and kicking it is the only way to wake it up. Its a real annoyance when your looking up porn and almost finish, then the darn thing stops working.

I wish dsl had dsl's so it would be good for something.

dsl by jerryblank May 17, 2005