Oedipus Complex

The psychological term coined by Sigmund Freud named after the mythical king of Thebes and the legend based around him. In Greek myth, Oedipus killed his father and married his mother, but without knowledge that either were his parents. Freud's theory proclaimed that, at an unconscious level, a male's sexual preference would be based around the actions and personality of his mother. The male child would also feel extreme animosity towards his father, again at an unconscious level. The phenomenon in females is called the Electra Complex.
The Oedipus Complex is not a group of condos in Coconut Grove, Miami, but rather the explanation that, no matter what you do, it always has to do with you secretly wanting to fuck your mother.
by Jerry May 03, 2006
mugGet the Oedipus Complexmug.

Bevster

Geek Maltese enthusiast interested in compiling daily kernel snapshots and installing Gentoo
by Jerry September 04, 2003
mugGet the Bevstermug.

columbus day

Another name would be Massacre Day. The day that supposedly marks the landing of Columbus(who is not the one who discovered America) and which in turn started Native American genocide by the English and Spanish.
Columbus landed on Columbus day and in a month had enlsaved and/or killed every Native on the island.
by Jerry November 30, 2003
mugGet the columbus daymug.

Malawi Gold

Best weed grown in Africa. Comes from the Mzuzu region in the northern part of Malawi. It was no 1 weed in Amsterdam for years because it is just so good and 100% natural. Nowadays it is hard to get your hands on and it is very expensive. I was so lucky to have been in the Mzuzu region for a year by coincidence. This weed makes anyone an addict, not by choice.
"Lets get a cob(a lumb of malawi gold the size of a maize cob wrapped in maize leafs=African style) of Gold rippin chap." "I wish I could bring some Gold back to Europe."
by jerry January 26, 2004
mugGet the Malawi Goldmug.

healous

the feeling of not wanting anything to do with soynuts antonym nealous
the soynuts made him feel healous and he wanted to run away.
by jerry January 13, 2005
mugGet the healousmug.

ROFFAG

Acronyn- Rolling On Floor Felching A Gerbil. An explanatory term often used online to express amusement.
Chatter1: Dopey did a penguin!
Chatter2: roffag!
by Jerry July 13, 2003
mugGet the ROFFAGmug.

the hennrich

"ohhhhhhhh my god, its so big i dont know if i can handle it" she said referring to his hennrich.
by jerry March 09, 2004
mugGet the the hennrichmug.