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ROFFAG

Acronyn- Rolling On Floor Felching A Gerbil. An explanatory term often used online to express amusement.
Chatter1: Dopey did a penguin!
Chatter2: roffag!
by Jerry July 13, 2003
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George W. Bush

1. American president from, currently, 2000-2004. Registered as a Republican, he takes the term and twists it until it is barley recognizable. He supports large government, higher taxes, high spending, etc. This is not conservative behavior, but rather that of a liberal. Often blamed by the media, Democrats, and various others as a "neo-Nazi," "village idiot," or "Texas warmonger," he is not that bad of a president. His term has been, obviously, a difficult one, with the 9/11 attacks and the outcome of those attacks. Many Democrats believe that Bush is solely responsible for the 9/11 faulty intelligence, but that is hogwash. The CIA, FBI, and multiple nations, including France, Spain, and Britain, agreed with this intelligence. Also, presidential candidate John Kerry voted for the same intelligence for reasoning for going into war. Likewise, it is not just Bush's fault. The economy is also not Bush's full fault. Current events in the United States, as well as the war in Iraq and Afghanistan, have impacted the economy. Of course, these events were not all caused by President Bush himself, but rather by various others within the system.
2. A political punching bag used by Democrats to make them look better by comparison.
3. Michael Moore's way to make a trillion dollars by doing what has been done so many times before for the last four years.
4. A fake Republican president that is a disgrace to conservatives everywhere.
"George W. Bush is not a Republican, yet he is not a facist like the Democrats have you believe."
by Jerry August 20, 2004
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Croaker

A very tight necklace. Mainly associated with Gothic jewelry.
Her croaker matched her hairpiece perfectly.
by Jerry August 20, 2004
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Lamb of God

Yes a truly hardcore growling band that rips the anus indeed.
Dude your ears are bleeding!
Been to a Lamb of God show?
by Jerry July 17, 2003
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Leggo my eggo

An expression originating from an ad campaign for eggo brand waffles. In each commercial character A would attempt to steal character B's eggo brand waffles forcing B to yell out "Leggo my Eggo" to express his disdain at A's lack of respect and rude actions

Can be used when someone attempts to take anything of personal importance from you but will rarely succeed in helping you retrieve your possession.
by Jerry November 18, 2004
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Jesus In A Box

A tabernacle, which contains the concecrated bread, and likewise "body," of Jesus Christ.
The priest went to the Jesus In A Box to get me my Holy Cracker.
by Jerry November 15, 2004
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primus

Talented band led by one of the most talented lyricist and bassist in the world
Welcome to this world of fools
Of pink champane and swimming pools
And all you have to do is lose your virginity
Perhaps we'll have some fun tonight
Just stick around and take a bite
Of life, we don't need febalness in this proximity

Welcome to this world
by Jerry September 12, 2003
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