jerry's definitions

Malawi Gold

Best weed grown in Africa. Comes from the Mzuzu region in the northern part of Malawi. It was no 1 weed in Amsterdam for years because it is just so good and 100% natural. Nowadays it is hard to get your hands on and it is very expensive. I was so lucky to have been in the Mzuzu region for a year by coincidence. This weed makes anyone an addict, not by choice.

"Lets get a cob(a lumb of malawi gold the size of a maize cob wrapped in maize leafs=African style) of Gold rippin chap." "I wish I could bring some Gold back to Europe."

by jerry January 26, 2004

panda

Type of the Italian car brand Fiat called Panda. Nice cars but once you hit something with it, it will wrinkle and be compressed like you stand on a coke can.

"Watch out you cunt I'm driving a Panda!" "I'd like to have my coffin made out of wood and without weels..."

by jerry January 27, 2004

AMF

Adios Mother Fucker's

When leaving a group of friends, simply tell them "A.M.F."

by Jerry December 8, 2001

munter

the eating of the inner fluids of a deciesed female. Originating from victorian times.

Jerry was the munter for he was the one eating the inner fluids of Mrs Jamerson 1840-1875

by Jerry November 5, 2002

Shine

alcohol made from homemade still

That shine will makes ya' blind!

by Jerry April 6, 2003

shine brewster

One that brews "shine". As in Moon Shine(alcohol from a crude homemade distillery)

Also been used to describe an "African American"

I'm all dry shine brewster, gives me a jus' a swallow.

by Jerry April 6, 2003

hoark

Slightly more polite synonym for military terms like FUBB or FUBAR; totally screwed or technically disabled. Usually used in reference to a malfunctioning computer app or program. Generally personalized—"I'm hosed" rather than "This is hosed."

That program hoarked my system.

by Jerry April 7, 2003