mastribate

when one strokes the wand, ie. jerk off!

I am going to find some real porn on this computer and mastribate to it.

by jerkoff March 08, 2003

Tea with Mussolini

1) A euphemism for male masterbation.
2) Something Hitler did a lot before they both died.

1) Ok, guys, go home now, I have to have tea with Mussolini.
2) Ja, it is time for mich to go on the train to have tea with the Duce.

by jerkoff June 02, 2005

Deport the refugees

Euphemism for defecation. Used mainly by white people.

Excuse me for a minute, I have to deport the refugees.

by jerkoff April 18, 2005

quango

1) QUasi Autonomous Non Governmental Organization.
2) An exotic fruit that looks like a blue mango.
3) A creature that eats babies. To only be used in the phrase below.

"The Quangos ate my baby!"

by jerkoff April 19, 2005

rice my ass

What you say when you want an Asian man to fuck your ass.

Hey Dong, will you rice my ass?

by jerkoff April 19, 2005

Dutch Sex

A situation where you have to split the bill on the dinner, the condoms, the KY jelly, and the smokes afterwards. Usually a bad lay because you can't get the clogs off.

Man, that chick was horrible, it was Dutch Sex too!

by jerkoff April 19, 2005

pimp out

To modify a car to make it look sweet ass. Also can be used in the same concept as riced out.

You're ride is pimped out to the hilt, holmes!

by jerkoff April 19, 2005