27 definitions by jerk

nee-hi

a dummies way of saying knee hi
a girls black or white sock that goes up just under the knee

i need to get some knee his for school

by jerk October 5, 2003

limp

too much time on ones hands

he was simply limpin'

by jerk October 3, 2003

Fa Shizzle

most annoying thing a person could ever say

dude1:snoops dumb
dude2:Fa Shizzle

by jerk March 20, 2005

shebang

uhmmmm
simply put a woman seeking a partner for sex

i felt doing pulling a shebang

by jerk October 6, 2003

tree

the cute little things they get stuck in the ground for a long time and never fall unless they are hurt by some wind or lightning

the tree is green.

by jerk October 4, 2003

gaggle

any adjective to describe how much

i had a gaggle of it.

by jerk October 3, 2003

Cumsplotion

When a man absolutely positively can not delay an ejaculation any longer. When he cums so hard it knocks him on the floor and he is stunned by how much came out. The penis is typically sore or bruised afterwards.

Do you recall your first?
Watching this Mpg "Barry Fukz The Babysitter" A middle-aged guy is sitting on the couch with this highschool girl. She has pigtails tied with ribbons andis wearing on of those school girl uniforms with the plaid skirt + white socks that go up to her knees. The man pulls off her panties, stuffs his face in them and inhales loudly. The girl giggles at this and is then fucked mercilessly in the ass by this dude. He blows his load so hard he falls off the couch into the toy wagon and there is cum all over the girls ass and cute lil face. There. Cumsplotion.

by jerk October 22, 2004