jerk's definitions

blingage

any part of your costume ranging from headgear to wristware or from clothing to car.

Your blingage points were minimal yesterday, man.

by jerk October 5, 2003

Sheath

How my sister's friend refered to her horse's penis foreskin.

Sarah: The vet says your horse needs it's sheath cleaned. He can do it but I'll show you how to do it your self, it's cheaper. *wink*
Meliisa: *grins and follows her into the barn*
Me: looks at paper that clearly says "foreskin" not "sheath" *gags and runs behind hay bale*

by Jerk October 21, 2004

gaggle

any adjective to describe how much

i had a gaggle of it.

by jerk October 2, 2003

Cumsplotion

When a man absolutely positively can not delay an ejaculation any longer. When he cums so hard it knocks him on the floor and he is stunned by how much came out. The penis is typically sore or bruised afterwards.

Do you recall your first?
Watching this Mpg "Barry Fukz The Babysitter" A middle-aged guy is sitting on the couch with this highschool girl. She has pigtails tied with ribbons andis wearing on of those school girl uniforms with the plaid skirt + white socks that go up to her knees. The man pulls off her panties, stuffs his face in them and inhales loudly. The girl giggles at this and is then fucked mercilessly in the ass by this dude. He blows his load so hard he falls off the couch into the toy wagon and there is cum all over the girls ass and cute lil face. There. Cumsplotion.

by Jerk October 21, 2004

scalable

climbable

My dog , Babe, found that fence scalable.
She was put in the cage because if not she would of escaped over the fence.

by jerk October 5, 2003

paper doll

really cool cut outs with little tabs you must be careful with in order to be able to put the clothes on the dolls
usually the clothes have stripes or flowers

i got a new set of paper dolls/
lets cut!

by jerk October 4, 2003

shebang

uhmmmm
simply put a woman seeking a partner for sex

i felt doing pulling a shebang

by jerk October 5, 2003