jeremy's definitions

Borange

Originally discovered in 1844, borange is the term given to coloured particles that naturally occur in fecies.

"Sorry madam", said the doctor to the mother, "but little Timmy's borange levels are dangerously elevated; particularly indicative of a diet concisting of too much corn."

by Jeremy January 5, 2005

biz

sound effect when playing finger guns, to destroy someone entirely, to be cripped.

I am all like biz.

by jeremy February 6, 2003

Sir Alex

Term used to refer to any deeply miserable and extremely pedantic Scotsman. In reality, there are very few Scotsmen who don't meet this description.

This is my mate Del, he's a regular Sir Alex...

by Jeremy March 10, 2005

Tim Allen

see fubar

Tim Allen is fubar.

by Jeremy June 9, 2004

gangster

What are you talking about? I've never even heard of a black gangster. Gang member, yeah, but not a gansgter. Gangster's, the real ones, are hardcore Italian.

wannabe: "Yo, sup, man, why you gettin all in my crib and face, dawg?!"

gangster: "I prefer that you speak english if you do not want me and my boys to see that you are "six feet under" very soon."

wannabe: "Whatchyo talking about, foo! That be some tight sheet!"

gangster: "very well. you have made your choice. I shall see that you get a proper funeral with the fish, so that you do not disturb me any longer."
(shoots him with a machine gun)

by Jeremy May 13, 2005

Tim Allen

To totally get owned; to use construction tools(i.e. hammer) to beat someone up;

I just Tim Allened your ass.

by Jeremy April 17, 2004

netsplit

A temporary breakdown in communication between two irc servers that results in a single string of servers becoming two separate strings.

The server I was connected to was separated from hers by a netsplit.

by jeremy December 7, 2002