jeremy's definitions

humpslit

Humpslit: noun. Slutty female version of "homey."

"Yo, wassup humpslit!?"

by Jeremy May 11, 2004

two-way

short for two-way pager- a small electronic device that allows communication in two directions; a more advanced version of the original "pager" which worked by allowing a caller to send a numeric message to the person with the pager. After this message, the person would have to find a telephone to place a return call. A two-way pager allows a message (text) to be returned to the person placing the original page.

She wears a two-way but I'm not quite sure what that means.

by Jeremy June 11, 2003

joey rubenstein

Vigorous, corpulent manflesh, looking to commandeer. Associated with the APA (Asspirates of America). Has been comandeering for 15 years.

Joey Rubenstein is the world leader in ass-comandeering. He has comandeered 30 manfleshes this week!

by Jeremy March 21, 2005

Rar bida rar arar

This words root comes from a Jerism...It has no complete definition but is used to confuse or make people quite Look at example below for usage
Be sure to say rapidly to get correct reaction

Person one: (Blah Blah Blah) Science...
Person two: Rar bida rar arar
Person one: What?
Person two: exactly!

by Jeremy February 28, 2005

b.t.

Another word for the G-spot.
It stands for Buried Treasure
It's easy to find guys, just take time to find it.

Me: Dude, i found earin's B.T., and it was grand!

You: It's not real!

Me: *Judo Chop* It is real!, i found it, i'm rick james!

by Jeremy August 21, 2004

s-dub

Typical term used by "trendy" resident children of South Windsor, 0Connecticut to express the "ghettoness" of this rich white suburb. Denoting the S of South and the "dub" short for slang of the letter W from Windsor. Often expressed by under aged, over drugged, rich white children, to show how under privileged they are, and how rough they have it.

We're from s-dub, want to go to tiffany's and abercrombie and fitch?

by Jeremy November 3, 2003

plaisier

french for the most amazing woman on the planet

Christina Plaisier is the best girl to ever grace the face of the earth

by jeremy October 9, 2004