jen 's definitions
by Jen January 24, 2004

The very first Rock and Roll song, written and performed by Ike Turner, but credited to imaginary band "Jackie Brenston and his Delta Cats."
Elvis who? He wasn't even signed to Sun 'til '54 and by then, Rocket 88 was already three years old.
by jen August 26, 2005

when people who seem intrested in you start to presue their feelings and then BOOM you're halo'd and all they do from this point on until they graduate is sit around and get "clans" and play their stupid fucking xbox lives, and lie to themselves by saying they're having fun, when they know damn well they could be having tons more fun w/ you.
L: hey i just got back from vacation, wanna hang out
A: no thanks i mean, i havent seen you in two weeks but i'd rather sit on my ass w/ my halo live and eat hot pockets while "sniping" imaginary players.
A: no thanks i mean, i havent seen you in two weeks but i'd rather sit on my ass w/ my halo live and eat hot pockets while "sniping" imaginary players.
by jen May 13, 2005

a profuse spewing of bombastic conservative opinion that is delivered in short angry bursts in a soliloquy format. Especially that resembling the rant style of the "newly conservative" Dennis Miller.
Did you hear Bill O'Reilly's republirant last night? It was so good it made me want to go out and eat some freedom fries at Wal-Mart.
by jen June 19, 2003

The sportphds are so jealous of the beautiful people from their hometown, they need to talk crap all the time.
by jen April 9, 2003

owning the world wide web
by Jen September 9, 2004

by Jen February 21, 2004
