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Bricks

a pound of the bess shit on the earth *weed*
yo i got a brick, MAN!
by Jen December 23, 2003
mugGet the Bricksmug.

Fo Sheezy

A ghetto way of saying "for sure" or showing of agreement with someone. This phrase was created by someone on the west coast. Probably Snoop Dog.
Duane: "Are we going to buy the chronic tonight?"

Snoop Dog: "Fo Sheezy"
by Jen February 23, 2004
mugGet the Fo Sheezymug.

ass fucker

men on the continual hunt for asses to fuck
bill west and his lust for squirrels, especially lesbian squirrels
by jen November 13, 2002
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norm

a warm, caring, normal guy, who has to stick up for himself as hes been lumberd with such a name, which seems to others as hes boring!!
by jen February 23, 2004
mugGet the normmug.

ned

An extremely common creature, generally found in urban areas of Scotland. A typical herding animal, they move in packs and pick on weaker species. All neds follow a formula in their appearance in an attempt to fit in with the group and not get their heads kicked in. The male of the species is particularly stupid, and having no guidance, only gets worse. The female of the species is very similar. Usually, neds begin to breed at about the age of 6, though pregnancy can only be achieved after the age of 12. A nedette can be expected to produce about 4 offspring every five years.
Mr Smith : Do you want some money?
Charlene : Yer maw!
Mr Smith : How about you? Do you want something to eat?
Adele : **** you!
Mr Smith : Good grief. But surely you...
JYT guy : Haw, pure mad mental!
Mr Smith : gasp
by Jen December 14, 2004
mugGet the nedmug.

upper east side

A 1/4 square mile hellhole full of some of the most classless wealthy/moderately affluent people alive. An area of Manhattan smeared with dog shit and smelling strongly of piss. The UES is full of rude old people with tacky accents who wear fur in 55-degree weather. It is also home of the brattiest children alive, all of which who have a minority nanny or are cocaine-snorthing whores.
Remember the movie Cruel Intentions? Throw a few thousand of those little ParisHiltonesque pursepuppies, and there's your accurate depiction of the upper east sider.
by jen May 15, 2005
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omazing

To affect with great wonder; astonish. To bewilder, perplex.
To surprise greatly. Inspiring awe or admiration or wonder.

Derived from the M&M's Mmazing commericals.
She does an omazing amount of work.
New York is an omazing city.
by Jen January 4, 2006
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