William F. Buckley

Publisher of the right-wing rag, "National Review". USed ironically becuase it rhymes with "Chuckley", which is to laugh a lot for no reason, which is what you get when you smoke weed.
"Dude, we smoked some killer doobi last night and got all William F. Buckley."
by Jeffrey March 25, 2004
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throw under the bus

to sacrifice some other person, usually one who is undeserving or at least vulnerable, to make personal gain.
He'd throw his mother under the bus if it'd mean he could beat the rap.
by Jeffrey December 17, 2004
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Doctor Hibbard

A person who laughs at the wrong moment,or at the wrong thing. Named after the guy on the Simpsons who laughs at cancer and heart attacks.
"So when I told him my Mom died, he went all Doctor Hibbard on my ass."
by Jeffrey March 25, 2004
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preppy

a dilletante from a wealthy east-caost background who drinks scotch, wears go-to-hell pants and Lacoste, and loafers without socks. Usually found in thier natural habitat: the club, wearing sweater tied around their shoulders, getting quietly shitfaced on single-malt and arguing about the sexual permissiveness at Brown University, and how it wasn't like that in "their day". Can sometimes be found "slumming it" at authentic local working class bars.
Comment: "Hi, I'm Muffy, my daddy bought me a Volvo for Boxing day. Where did you Prep?"

Retort: "Fuck off, preppy"
by Jeffrey March 25, 2004
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jail bait

The reason why the federal age of consent in the United States should be lowered to 17.
"Put down that Bacardi ICe and let's fuck...oh, shit, wait. How old are you?"

"17."

"Fucking jailbait."
by Jeffrey November 24, 2004
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Altoided

Getting your dick sucked with a mint in the mouth of the sucker.
"After I made her come, she clkimbed off and Altoided me through the roof"
by Jeffrey March 25, 2004
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HANK

a cigarette

deriving from the work hankering
"i have a hankering for a cigarette"
lets smoke a hank
by jeffrey February 29, 2004
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