jeffrey's definitions

matreh

a species of hairy malay guys of the east coast. usually of royalty.

hey i think i saw a big foot! nah its just matreh.

by jeffrey May 26, 2004

same time

69, yall know what 69 is.

We got back to my place and realized we had no rubbers, so I suggested "same time" then.

by Jeffrey September 2, 2008

On the punt

A womans bleeding time

She's on the punt, so take the dirt road

by Jeffrey July 30, 2003

HANK

a cigarette

deriving from the work hankering
"i have a hankering for a cigarette"

lets smoke a hank

by jeffrey February 29, 2004

main line

The main line is for rich people and everyone their is stuck up.

Josh Eife is rich, so he lives on the main line.

by Jeffrey May 13, 2005

jail bait

The reason why the federal age of consent in the United States should be lowered to 17.

"Put down that Bacardi ICe and let's fuck...oh, shit, wait. How old are you?"

"17."

"Fucking jailbait."

by Jeffrey November 24, 2004

Altoided

Getting your dick sucked with a mint in the mouth of the sucker.

"After I made her come, she clkimbed off and Altoided me through the roof"

by Jeffrey March 25, 2004