Urban Dictionary: Definitions by jeffrey

jail bait

The reason why the federal age of consent in the United States should be lowered to 17.

"Put down that Bacardi ICe and let's fuck...oh, shit, wait. How old are you?"

"17."

"Fucking jailbait."

jail bait by Jeffrey November 24, 2004

When a woman gets so fat her gut resembles a butt. Verticle crack and all.

front butt by jeffrey November 10, 2004

look at that chonkey hideing his math skills

chonkey by jeffrey November 10, 2004

A serious form of gayness. Opposite of bumgay, but strangely simular.

gumbay by Jeffrey August 5, 2004

a species of hairy malay guys of the east coast. usually of royalty.

hey i think i saw a big foot! nah its just matreh.

matreh by jeffrey May 26, 2004

see "tremode" second definition including but not limited to lazyasses.com

The massey ain't done no work since sophomore year, that lazyass. Someone should cut him.

the massey by Jeffrey April 30, 2004

Sexual intercourse, ESP. with an uncircumsized man.

"Then we played rumpleforeskin on his parents diningroom table"