jeffrey's definitions

kristin kreuk

half chinese half dutch, she is so gorgeous

Kristin Kreuk is a talented actress and is gorgeous

by Jeffrey October 26, 2003

fuck tard

A person considered to be foolish or socially inept while also being irritatingly offensive.

Give me back my banana you goddam fucktard!

by Jeffrey April 11, 2003

front butt

When a woman gets so fat her gut resembles a butt. Verticle crack and all.

Mama carries a front butt

by jeffrey November 10, 2004

the massey

see "tremode" second definition including but not limited to lazyasses.com

The massey ain't done no work since sophomore year, that lazyass. Someone should cut him.

by Jeffrey April 30, 2004

same time

69, yall know what 69 is.

We got back to my place and realized we had no rubbers, so I suggested "same time" then.

by Jeffrey September 2, 2008

On the punt

A womans bleeding time

She's on the punt, so take the dirt road

by Jeffrey July 30, 2003

Phil Hooks

A wise, sophisticated and flawless winner of argument and debate, often contraversial

The Phil Hooks' of Classical Times, having died out with the fall of Rome, were imitated and learned from in the renaissance

by Jeffrey September 18, 2003