duff

Duff
1. The type of Beer (Homer Simpson) drinks.
2.The ugly girl that hangs out with the good looking girl.
3. Also used for the gun butting move in the XBOX game Halo.
1.Homer drinks alot of Duff.
2.Man that duff is making her look better.
3. Oh shit man u got duffed.
by Jeff October 21, 2004
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Ball Washer

A device avaliable for use on most private and public golf courses. You insert your dirty balls into the device, turn the handle a few times and they come out squeaky-clean!!1
Oh shit! my new NOODLE ball fell into the mud...better run it through the ball washer.
by JEff April 12, 2005
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The Kinks

1 awesome sound + 2 cool brothers = kinks 4-ever
I'll bust a cap in anyone who messes with Ray Davies.
by Jeff January 18, 2004
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ploote

Subsitute in for any offensive word.
Origionated in Il.
Lame-style: You are an asshole.
Ploote-style: You are a ploote.
by Jeff August 31, 2004
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Suck at life

1. (adj.) To be naturally unlucky. To suffer constant misfortune.

2. (v.) To make a decision which seems to be innocent, but actually leads to undesired consequences and often catastrophic misfortune.
adj: Bobby, who sucks at life, tripped and landed on the rusty, AIDS infected syringe.

v: Brian sucked at life when he made the decision to invest all of his money in Enron right before the huge scandal.
by Jeff October 26, 2004
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Goosin

Just fuckin goosin it!

(in a vehicle)
by jeff August 22, 2003
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shamz

the act of giving oral sex; usually by a stolle or a traulup.
that stolle just gave me some great shamz behind the dumpster.
by jeff December 07, 2004
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