jeff's definitions

Abortion

What right-wing republican dumbasses think is legalized murder.

republican- "Pray to stop abortion"
me- "Go preach at church"

by Jeff January 12, 2007

slutshername

The slut whose name you don't know but will fuck anything she can.

Who was that chick? You know, slutshername. The chick you wanted to fuck.

by jeff January 27, 2004

Robotard

slang; reffering to someone who trips on Dextromethorphan
similar to MJ's stoner

look at that Damn robotard!
damnable robotard!

by Jeff November 30, 2005

beff

This was originated by someone I know please adopt it for your own use.

A penis which is wider than it is long.

Look at that guys beff, its like a pancake dick.

by Jeff November 9, 2003

preby

The opposite of a prep.

Preby people rule...and preps suck ass

by Jeff February 25, 2004

Gayhawk

A slang term to refer to the Kansas Jayhawks coined by Missouri Tiger fans who appreciate the intense rivalry.

I'd rather not be a sports fan than to have to root for the Gayhawks.

by Jeff October 27, 2004

land shark

A hyperactive dog that runs around harrassing, biting, and chewing everyone and everything in its path.
-A shark-like creature that dwells on land. "AKA" Murphy Brown man around town...

This fucking dog is like a landshark.
Stop landsharking me you little bastard.

by jeff March 17, 2005