Definitions by jeff

Escuela'd 

Being officially schooled.

You have the right to remain... escuela'd.

Escuela'd by jeff January 18, 2004

Bnadwiched 

To be krashed by the Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad from all sides.

Oh man did that CSC180 lecture ever get bnadwiched! Good idea going in both entrances.

Bnadwiched by Jeff January 17, 2004

Grimace

The face made buy a guy when a girl "accidently" uses her teeth.

Dude, sally made me grimace the other day, and I wanted to cry

Grimace by Jeff January 13, 2004

Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey 

In, nonebonical terms, i would like to make love to you.

Damn, bitch u stupid fly, lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey.

Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey by Jeff January 12, 2004

schmagma 

A term for a guy's jizz. Magma (volcanic flow from eruption) from the schmag (cock). Get it?

Dick laughed as Sally's face was blasted with his schmagma.

schmagma by Jeff January 11, 2004

cmptrnrd16 

A prestiges internet user. Has his own blog and frequents the TeamXbox message board where he has built up fame, trust, and a small following of loyal followers.

trust me, cmptrnrd16 is cool.

cmptrnrd16 by Jeff January 6, 2004

Demko 

A lousy boss who wears tight pants and drives a jeep. He constantly plays UPSwith women.

Working for Demko is like going to Neverland, if you are 8 years old.

Demko by Jeff January 5, 2004