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chin-nuts 

You got a dick in yo mouth.
That ho's got a hankerin' for some chin nuts.
chin-nuts by Jeff August 24, 2004
Air expulsion from the vaginal area usually after sex. In the eighteenth century, it was common practice for small groups of well-to-do Southern women to each lift up their corsets and "queef" at their leisure on warm, summer afternoons. Typically performed on balconies or porches, these women would insert various large objects in their TOOTS and slowly pull them out to create the desired sound. These "porch parties" would provide hours of fun for the ladies while the men were away, and, from a practical standpoint, at times, enough air circulation as a respite from the brutal summer heat. Small wagers were often placed with the winner going to longest continuous queef, highest pitch, lowest pitch, smelliest, and wettest. There was also the queef sing-a-long; and a special prize was given to any women whose queef could attract wildlife.
Annabelle tried to conceal her queef at the governors ball but to no avail.
Queef by Jeff August 24, 2004

bust a cap 

To fire a gun (military slang from the days of percussion cap and ball firearms before the manufacture of individual cartidges consisting of a metal casing holding a bullet, gunpowder and a primer that fired when struck by a firing pin or hammer.)
We heard some people busting caps a couple of klicks up the trail.
bust a cap by jeff August 13, 2004
Short for Pacific North West
I heard that Kevin is going to be back in the PNW for Thanksgiving.
PNW by Jeff August 11, 2004
It is accurately defined as a phrase used in an intense situation in which something good or bad has happened and "aw snap" or "snap" are not effective.
"That bitch just got kicked in the ass! FASNAP!"
fasnap by jeff August 7, 2004

killing floor

From old blues songs, particularly the Chicago style; a reference to the location in the slaughterhouse where the stock was killed and then butchered, hence a scene of danger, difficulty, bloodshed, etc.
Man, it sure is tough down on the killing floor today!
killing floor by jeff August 7, 2004
mmf, is the leet, or 1337 term for the sound of a muffled climax produced by one (male) wanking.
Omg dude, did you see that chick at the show? She was teh sexiest, I was like mmf...mmf..mmf all afternoon.
mmf by Jeff July 27, 2004