Definitions by jeRemy
hoebuggling
hoebuggling by Jeremy January 28, 2005
JJ Disease
This disease is usually gotten by senior in highschool.
Signs of having this syndrome include:
- Changing your mind every 20 seconds for no good reason.
- Breaking up and getting back together with the same girl 3 times in the same day.
- Saying you "completely understand" when you really don't.
- Using "getting enlightened" as the excuse for everything. Including treating someone like shit because they feel it's evolutionary.
- Saying that you want to make love to someone and then within 24 hours breaking up with that same person, the reason being he "doesn't love you anymore."
If any of the signs of this syndrome are present, doctors reccommend that you stay away from this person and have him seek professional help from Jeremy Jones, who will not help you at all because he does all these things.
Signs of having this syndrome include:
- Changing your mind every 20 seconds for no good reason.
- Breaking up and getting back together with the same girl 3 times in the same day.
- Saying you "completely understand" when you really don't.
- Using "getting enlightened" as the excuse for everything. Including treating someone like shit because they feel it's evolutionary.
- Saying that you want to make love to someone and then within 24 hours breaking up with that same person, the reason being he "doesn't love you anymore."
If any of the signs of this syndrome are present, doctors reccommend that you stay away from this person and have him seek professional help from Jeremy Jones, who will not help you at all because he does all these things.
Man, my boyfriend just said he wanted to make love to me today. Then an hour later he broke up with me. Then an hour later we got back together. And now he doesn't know if he loves me. Do you think he has JJ syndrome?
JJ Disease by Jeremy January 23, 2005
Zareism
I love you Zare; Zareism
Borange
Originally discovered in 1844, borange is the term given to coloured particles that naturally occur in fecies.
"Sorry madam", said the doctor to the mother, "but little Timmy's borange levels are dangerously elevated; particularly indicative of a diet concisting of too much corn."