totmur

a very powerful person, he owns everyone/everything.

totmur is a feller who owns you in everything.

by jeremy December 08, 2004

Count Deg

A mythological man born in the early 1800s in Sweden. It was rumored he slayed thousands of young men and served their blood to his guests. He was stabbed to death in 1930 but people say he has been reborn and lives in Illinois. He is pure evil and extremely cunning.

Count Deg is the best party host I know.

by Jeremy September 05, 2004

JUV ( J.U.V)

the suv of any guy that his names starts with a J

dood thats jeremy driven down in his JUV.

by jeremy September 25, 2006

car hoe

Chicks who don't have their lisences or minta cars so they jus think they're the shyte riding round with guys who have both of the aformentioned. Usually of the skank variety.

"Dude look at that phat Rota!"
"Yeah shame about the car hoes in the back!"

by Jeremy June 03, 2004

ploonk

Splashdown confirmation after pinching one from a height greater than or equal to three feet above the bowl.

gnnnnrrrr.. *sweat sweat* grnnnnn... *ploonk* ...ahhh. (flush)

by jeRemy May 04, 2003

irish curse

The Irish Curse refers to how Irish men usually have small penises. Variations can also include drunkenness or large testes.

Unfortunately, I am a victim of the Irish Curse. My penis is only a little over four inches.

by Jeremy July 25, 2004

gpwned

see gpwnd

One who just got shown, -severely-.

Oh Kerry so just got gpwned!

by Jeremy November 27, 2004