jc's definitions

heres your sign

brought to us by bill engvall. people should where a sign sying that they are stupid so you wouldnt rely on them.

a trucker got his truck stuck inder neath an over pass and a cop pulled over and asked him, "did you get your truck stuck?" the trucker replied, "no, i was haulin this over pass and i ran out of gas...here's your sign"

by JC September 28, 2004

the niestrath

one who consumes large amounts of liquor and hot sauce.known for creating horrible smells that cause regurgitation.

Jimmy did the niestrath and puked everywhere in his car.

by jc April 16, 2005

47

The main character of Hitman series. An assassin, cloned from 5 best criminals. Is bald, with barcode tatoo on back of his head. Dresses in black suit (with red tie). best known for using fibre wire and .45 silverbarrels. Sillent death, strikes precisely, kills only when absolutely nessesary. Great gardener and cataholic, gave that up when was forced out of retirement and betrayed by The Agency, his employer.

Mr. 47 is one of the best game characters. Also, one of the most silent.

by Jc June 18, 2006

brozniac

beer. A gift from the gods (and yeast).

Hey T, passa la brozniac por FA vor.

or

Say, anyone up for a brozniac or 2?

or for the xtra l33t try using the truncated version:
"broz anyone?"
which allows for leet surfer dudes to use "broz brahs?"

by JC November 12, 2004

Pwease

A Babyish form of please that works well for people who need something.

Pwease, do this for me Pwease!

by JC January 15, 2004

cumtaminate

one who contaminates with cum

he totally cumtaminated her.

by JC October 14, 2003

Chocoholic

1. A cute, little being who craves chocolates, esp. hershey kisses. Can be found at the Baker House. Also hates programming.

Last, night I found my chocolate stash missing, and my computer smashed to bits, must've been the chocoholic

by JC December 6, 2002