jb's definitions

lapdic

a crooked dick

Atleast my lapdic does reach ya girl G spot.

by jb January 16, 2004

fatdar

Similar to gaydar, but differs in the way that it allows you to detect a fatty before they have a chance to sit on and/or eat you.

Whoa! Look at that butterbeast. My fatdar is going crazy!

by JB April 2, 2004

blood mouse

Device for the collection of cranberry sauce from a hellbitch's crevice during ragweek.
A tampon.

"she left her bloodmouse floating in the toilet. fucking bestwoodite!"

by JB July 19, 2003

brazel dazzel

a faggot who is often seen bitching about people not being christianlike and/or explaining to girls how he doesnt understand them then asking to date

Look ryan's after laura agian...
omg...that stupid ass brazel dazzel will never learn...

by jb September 12, 2005

Dr. vodka

The amazing combination of vodka and Dr Pepper

This Dr Vodka is w00t!

by JB October 1, 2004

for real

I'm serious. I'm not kidding.

You better not fuck with me... for real.

I will kick your ass... for real.

I'm for real.

by JB September 26, 2003

king

An event or news that is very important or big. King-size.

"You're having a baby? Thats so king!"

by Jb January 22, 2005