Zyro

A god, jesus, the omnipotent one, your all powerful leader

holy pants it's Zyro

by Jay July 31, 2003

Tommy Tough Nuts

A person who thinks they are a tough individual while they are nor.

For example, a person who is telling a story that does not sound real or is an exaggeration, might be called Tommy Tough Nuts.

by jay August 22, 2004

Jarsitation

to Jarsitate, the act of Jarsitating. To bother, to make fun of. to annoy.

Stop Jarsitating me. These Jarsitations need to stop, you're hurting her feelings.

by Jay March 23, 2005

latter-day saint

A member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, sometimes called the "Mormons". Believes in the literal resurrection of Jesus Christ, Christ's visit to the Americas; Christ's visit to Joseph Smith; baptism by immersion; morality, truth and justice; avoids coffee, tea, drugs, alcohol and tobacco. The Church has a living Prophet, a spokesman for the Almighty who receives revelation from the Almighty. The Church also has 12 living Apostles who are special witnesses of Jesus Christ.

Latter-day Saints are good neighbors, clean-living, God fearing people who love the Lord Jesus Christ.

by Jay April 19, 2005

pimp'sello

matt tomasello

i want to have sex with that pimp'sello

by jay January 19, 2004

time in a bottle

When your husband/wife forces you to wear diapers and when you do something they dissaprove of they spank you many times.

Husband: "Honey where my dinner at?"
Wife: "I didn't have time to make it"
Husband: "you'll be getting some time in a bottle tonight"

by Jay March 20, 2004

blog

noun: contraction for "web log", a type of online diary

verb: to post diary or journal entries to a web log

Did you read what Michelle blogged on livejournal.com?

by jay June 25, 2003