jay's definitions

rebornation

rebornation - to start over and fix yourself. It's just like saying, your going to change for someone. -- rebordanate, rebornation, reBORN, CHANGE.

Drastic measures cause for drastic changes - stage 1 of rebornation

by Jay July 27, 2004

nirvana

one of the greatest bands of all time. right up there w/ metallica and stp.

nirvana rocks

by Jay May 14, 2003

Fuh shigadels

to say something "for sure"

ohhh fuh shigadels!

by Jay November 17, 2003

open faced roastbeef sandwich

pussy, beaver, moose knuckles, camel toe

He buried his face in her open faced roastbeef sandwich

by Jay October 10, 2004

time in a bottle

When your husband/wife forces you to wear diapers and when you do something they dissaprove of they spank you many times.

Husband: "Honey where my dinner at?"
Wife: "I didn't have time to make it"
Husband: "you'll be getting some time in a bottle tonight"

by Jay March 19, 2004

dominate

When a Woman controls a man. A Woman who wants to dominate will find it much easier and more pleasant if She adds paddling and humiliation. Domination usually requires that the Woman humiliate the man to some degree.

I totally dominate my husband/boyfriend!

by Jay April 23, 2005

april fools

the perfect time for urban dictionary.com to go rural

I went to urbandictionary.com on April 1st and at first I thought they'd decided to go rural. (seriously) Then I remembered the date...

by Jay April 2, 2004