jay's definitions

Pasadena Mudslide

when one farts while titty fucking a girl, and it leaves a brown smear between her breasts.

When i was titty fucking Sue, she heard me fart, and knew a pasadena mudslide was occuring.

by Jay November 25, 2003

Bald Beef Socket

the main appendage that would be found hanging between the males legs.

Yo Doggs.....did you make her deepthrote your Bald Beef Socket.

by Jay November 27, 2003

cottagecheese water

a females body oder during her menstration cycle

dam...you smell that hoe...she must be on the rag

by Jay November 27, 2003

Dirty Foot

a person who does not wear shoes and the bottom of there feet is blackend by dirt.

yo...i met this girl at 7 11...she had the mad dirty foot goin on.

by Jay November 27, 2003

Missle Toe

a visible hanging nut sack when someone moons you

Kurt moon'd the croud...not only did they see his ass, they saw his missle toe too

by Jay November 28, 2003

f00d

A Fake Crip or Blood

"You aint real kid, you food"

by Jay November 30, 2003

Wal Mart

Why haul your lazy unemployed ass 50 feet into the store when you can park in the fire lane?

The only time K-Mart is busy is when the fire lane at Wal-Mart is full of piece of crap cars and 4 wheel pickup trucks. The parking lot can be half full, but the rednecks still park in the fire lane.

by jay November 30, 2003