jay's definitions

dominate

When a Woman controls a man. A Woman who wants to dominate will find it much easier and more pleasant if She adds paddling and humiliation. Domination usually requires that the Woman humiliate the man to some degree.

I totally dominate my husband/boyfriend!

by Jay April 23, 2005

lisatised

When a guy is completely awe-struck by a girl's beauty, ala love at first sight, to the point he loses his voice when he tries to talk to her.

Hypnotized by love

"The poor guy is lisatised by her, and she doesn't even know it."

by jay April 22, 2005

s'kiddiots

I noticed this word being used at theregister.co.uk . I'm pretty sure it's another way of saying script kid, maybe it's a bit more derogatory.

"...the emergence of AirSnort, and soon another similar tool called WEPcrack (which is still in development), are certain to deskill the process of breaking into wireless networks and in so doing open them up to s'kiddiots everywhere." - theregister.co.uk

by jay April 21, 2005

skiddiot

see s'kiddiots, skiddie

True hackers may have ethics and noble purpose. A skiddiot has neither honorable intent nor knowlege.

by jay April 21, 2005

midriff

The sexiest part of a Woman's body, between the mons pubis and the breasts, including the naval.

Wow, another killer midriff!

I can't think of anything else when she shows her midriff!

by Jay April 19, 2005

latter-day saint

A member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, sometimes called the "Mormons". Believes in the literal resurrection of Jesus Christ, Christ's visit to the Americas; Christ's visit to Joseph Smith; baptism by immersion; morality, truth and justice; avoids coffee, tea, drugs, alcohol and tobacco. The Church has a living Prophet, a spokesman for the Almighty who receives revelation from the Almighty. The Church also has 12 living Apostles who are special witnesses of Jesus Christ.

Latter-day Saints are good neighbors, clean-living, God fearing people who love the Lord Jesus Christ.

by Jay April 19, 2005

Book of Mormon

A book of Holy Scripture and another Testament of Jesus Christ. A companion volume to the Holy Bible. Recounts the spiritual journey of God's people who went to the Americas. Contains the everlasting and full Gospel of Jesus Christ. Recounts Jesus Christ's visit to the Americas after His resurrection.

One of the canonical books of Scripture of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Contains a promise that all who study it and ask in prayer may know of its truth. The pure Word of God.

The Book of Mormon is the most correct of any book on earth, and we can get nearer to God by applying its precepts than by any other book.

by Jay April 19, 2005