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Canada

A fine, respectable nation. What America should be, but really isn't. Much more diverse and cultivated than most give them credit for, and much more liberal on topics such as narcotics and marriage. Most of the country is unihabitable, and the winters can be excruciatingly cold, but British Columbia is fairly temperate. This wondrous province is sort of like Washington State and Colorado rolled into one. Toronto and Montreal are the major cultural hubs and the people live in harmony. Racism and crime is virtually nonexistant and the people are proud and progressive. However, taxes and gasoline aren't cheap so any potential American defectors, be warned. The U.S. should take some notes and try to emulate the Canadian culture.
The bickering between Canada and the U.S. is pointless. Both countries have their problems and are aware of it, but as neighbors we should stick together and help each other out.
by Jay June 1, 2005
mugGet the Canadamug.

slap nuts

when u run in boxers and yr saggie nuts slap yr chode (and maybe even yr ass) and then yr stomach back and forth.
all this running is giving me slap nuts
by Jay May 10, 2003
mugGet the slap nutsmug.

Sacked

A prank involving a person hanging his sack out through his open zipper and then walking into a room full of people. Usually announcing as he enters the room "You all are about to be sacked"
That SOB just walked in and sacked us. He's lucky I didn't flick him in his junk!
by Jay February 10, 2005
mugGet the Sackedmug.

shwing

Tech support call center lingo meaning:

"Saying whatever it takes to get a customer off the phone without helping them"
When that guy told me he had Windows 9.0 I knew I was going to have to shwing him.
by Jay March 10, 2004
mugGet the shwingmug.

Squall

You use this term towards a girl giving oral sex.
"Yo, shorty gives good squalls?"
by Jay December 10, 2003
mugGet the Squallmug.

stupid slap

when you slap someone on the back of the neck for doing or saying something stupid
come here so i can give you a stupid slap for saying that dumb shit
by jay October 27, 2004
mugGet the stupid slapmug.

poop lube

lube that helps u shit comfortably
by Jay May 10, 2003
mugGet the poop lubemug.

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