Jurica

Very attractive male to the opposite sex. Pleasing to the ladies eye.

Oh man, Brian looked so jurica yesterday, I wanted him bad!

by Jay May 12, 2004

Turtlehead Poke

The turtlehead poke requires a specific diet that hardens
fecal matter for the male. When step one is accomplished the male creates a
turtlehead by defacating and stopping in mid-release. This requires a very
steady and patient ass. He then inserts the fecal matter into the female's
vagina without breaking it off. It is a near impossible feat but when
accomplished there is nothing quite like it.

I saw two people do the Turtlehead Poke and I puked all
over the place.

by Jay August 04, 2003

crap ass

to say something sucks

"that's crap ass!"

by Jay April 18, 2003

eat me

An insult, expressing disapproval or disgust.

When the boss told me I was fired, I told him to 'eat me!'

by Jay February 15, 2005

Chugger Nut

A small ball of shit that gets caught and hangs from tha pubes in ya ass!

Shit i got a chugger nut stuck up ma ass!

by Jay August 26, 2003

markof

made up by the makers of south park. the meaning isto do a cocaine line off of a mans penis

Yvette did a markof on mike.

by jay March 18, 2005

Grizzly

Another term for a gram of weed.

Smoke a Grizzly!

by Jay September 19, 2003