jason's definitions

ianad

"I am not a doctor" An online abbreviation, like IMHO or AFAIK. Compare ianal.

"ianad, but, you really should get that looked at."

by Jason February 24, 2005

exie

1.Slang term for a person who would be considered an existentialist, in regard to personal philosophy.
Term allegedly coined by John Lennon of the Beatles.

Those exies think they have it all figgured out.

by Jason December 15, 2004

scooby doo

classic sneakers, ones you had when you were growin' up (e.g. air force ones, chuck taylors) referenced in Jay-Z's "Excuse me Miss"

Yo, don't even front like you were gonna scuff my scooby doos.

by Jason July 19, 2004

quarry

A slang term used in MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) to denote getting KTFO'd (Knocked The Fuck Out). The term's origin comes from a match that occured at UFC 56 between Rich Franklin and Nathan Quarry. Quarry was knocked out cold in brutal fashion by a left hand from Rich Franklin making this one of the most brutal looking knockouts in UFC history. The term is used rather liberally (mostly on MMA internet forums) at this point--essentially it is interchangeable with KTFO. But it's original intention was to denote someone being outclassed or outmatched (Quarry was undeservingly thrust into a title shot with then middleweight champion Rich Franklin for several inconsequential reasons) and then getting brutally knocked out.

Joe: What do you think is gonna happen with in the Ortiz v. Shamrock fight?

Me: I wouldn't be suprised if Shamrock got quarry'd.

by Jason July 11, 2006

Man Lover

A male who likes other men in a sexual way. IE. Gay

Matt Lee you are such a Man Lover

by Jason January 28, 2003

Nut package

The selection of nuts given on a passenger flight.

"Airbus flights have the best Nut packages." or "I love there Nut package." or "This Nut package tasts good"

by Jason January 20, 2005

lora 4 jason

my girlfriend lora is amazing she is by far the best girl in the world and if she find this definition i like to say i love u very much lolXXxxXXxxXXxxXXxx

u are so a lora i love u

by jason January 27, 2005