jason's definitions

zenas

a 16 year old kid that wears glasses and hits on 10 year olds.

"Zenas, does this look good on me?"

by Jason March 27, 2005

saps

To mess up your chances of hooking up with someone by acting foolish at the last second.

"I had her in my bed but then I told her I just wanted a physical relationship and she took off." "Wow, you sure saps that one up."

by jason July 11, 2003

Thrice

A post-hardcore band whose really really really ridiculously good looking members include Dustin Kensrue as singer and rythem guitarist, Teppie Teranishi as lead guitarist, Eddie Breckenridge as bass guitarist, and Riley Breckenridge as the drummer. They're talent is second only to their awesome good looks and personality. See also the shit

Thrice > You

by Jason March 1, 2004

rewipe

Having to wipe your ass again from a previous domination(turd).

Also known as a R.W.

I have to stop at that store and R.W.

by Jason June 7, 2004

Rhykeey

One crazy motherfucker.

Rhykeey said "I want a blowjob in which the girl has pop rocks in her mouth."

by Jason February 14, 2005

flippity floppity floop

Black people always used to say, "I'm in the house" instead of "I'm here." But then white people all started to say "in the house" so we switched it to "in the hizzouse." Hizzouse became hizzizzouse, and then white folk started saying that, and we had to change it to hizzie, then "in the hizzle" which we had to change to "hizzle fo shizzle," and now, because white people say "hizzle fo shizzle," we have to say "flippity floppity floop."

Come on, Mr. Slave! Let's get back to our flippity floppity floop.

by Jason July 13, 2004

Heidi

This girl that is way cool.

Im going to the beach with Heidi on the 27th.

by Jason June 19, 2003