markolepsy

Condition wherein the stated objective is to work but being un-able to do so from a severe lack of concentration brought on by a lack of caffeine and an addiction to magazines.

Tom was supposed to write up his report last night but a case of markolepsy kept him from finishing it.

by Jason August 01, 2004

snollygoster

A "carpetbagger." Somebody who will go to any lengths to achieve public office, regardless of party afiliation or platform.

That snollygoster just might become our State Senator if he lies and cheats enough!

by Jason June 26, 2003

The Yamie

a term, derived from the common folklore tale of the Yeti and Rye’s very own Jamie Gay, used to describe his Yeti-like qualities.

Yo son! That Yammie sticker stuck right on dat hat.

by Jason January 11, 2005

Slub a' Dub

Of or related to the male genitalia.

I have a 9 inch Slub a' Dub.
Would you like to wrap you lips around my Slub a' Dub?

by Jason March 03, 2004

chattman

hairy assed girl who always has her fucking underwear hanging out and acts like it's an accident.

chattman's a slut.

by jason April 26, 2004

nela

a girl who will bug you and make you do interesting things for her entertainment. Will never be satisfied despite how much you try

That damn Nela, with her crazy ways.

by jason March 01, 2005

chief

The metamorphosis from a mild-mannered engineer to a raging-alcoholic degenerate.

John began to chief after his 5th shot of Beam.

by Jason December 24, 2003