jason's definitions

squee

A squeegee without a handle.

Hand me that squee so I can wipe this beer up off the gameboy.

by jason March 24, 2005

Pwnface

(verb) - To destroy, deride, defame, or degrade.

"If that guy looks at me again, I'm gonna pwnface his dental work."

by Jason March 24, 2005

felcher

Someone who butt fucks a man or animal, and licks off the remnents.

When Richard Sagneri was finished butt fucking the male goat, he then proceded to lick off the remaining cum and shit pieces.

by Jason March 26, 2005

zenas

a 16 year old kid that wears glasses and hits on 10 year olds.

"Zenas, does this look good on me?"

by Jason March 27, 2005

fatagu

The pronunciation of FATIGUE by retarded fucks who cant speak english...shit..

"uhh..fat-a-gu?..."
"Fatigue, jackshit.."

by Jason May 13, 2005

muffitis

1) Contagious vaginal irritability
2) When males act like wimpy females

1) Mom, I need you to call me off of school. I seem to have a severe case of muffitis...it's spreading like rapid fire and I don't want anyone else to catch it!!!
2) Me and Dooch wanted to go to Walmart to ride the bikes, but our pussy of a friend Michael was opposed to the idea. He must have had a hint of muffitis.

by Jason March 27, 2005

sunjay

The best gangsta child originated from manhattan, ny

You mad sunjay. You chill and so sunjay. Im so sunjay.

by jason March 28, 2005