jarred retro's definitions
by Jarred Retro April 21, 2008
Get the rye-o-hammomug. After a night at the Lunchbox, Clifford went home with Flapping Bird expecting a simple rye-on-ham-ons, but instead received the dreaded Guatemalan Blumpkin.
by jarred retro May 3, 2008
Get the rye-on-ham-onsmug. The sexual act of a man receiving a blowjob while sitting on the toilet, and while climaxing, he vomits on the back of his partner's head.
by Jarred Retro August 4, 2006
Get the Guatemalan Blumpkinmug. by jarred retro April 26, 2008
Get the J-Rodmug. n.
The same thing as a tall tee. Using this word to describe this type of shirt puts emphasis on how much it looks like a dress.
The same thing as a tall tee. Using this word to describe this type of shirt puts emphasis on how much it looks like a dress.
"Dude, look at that goofy chump wearing that shirt dress acting all gangsta. My girlfriend has the same one in green."
"Yeah, I can see his vagina when he wears it while riding a bike."
"Yeah, I can see his vagina when he wears it while riding a bike."
by jarred retro May 9, 2008
Get the shirt dressmug. n. A small, expensive, but totally cool piece of paper that messages are written on, rolled up, and then sent to the recipient via the iPigeon.
Hey, Davey, may I bum an iScroll from ya? I gotta iPigeon Joanna about that crossdress dance party later. It's gonna be so killer.
by Jarred Retro October 18, 2011
Get the iScrollmug.