Definitions by jarred retro
iScroll
n. A small, expensive, but totally cool piece of paper that messages are written on, rolled up, and then sent to the recipient via the iPigeon.
Hey, Davey, may I bum an iScroll from ya? I gotta iPigeon Joanna about that crossdress dance party later. It's gonna be so killer.
iScroll by Jarred Retro October 18, 2011
shirt dress
n.
The same thing as a tall tee. Using this word to describe this type of shirt puts emphasis on how much it looks like a dress.
The same thing as a tall tee. Using this word to describe this type of shirt puts emphasis on how much it looks like a dress.
"Dude, look at that goofy chump wearing that shirt dress acting all gangsta. My girlfriend has the same one in green."
"Yeah, I can see his vagina when he wears it while riding a bike."
"Yeah, I can see his vagina when he wears it while riding a bike."
shirt dress by jarred retro May 9, 2008
rye-on-ham-ons
After a night at the Lunchbox, Clifford went home with Flapping Bird expecting a simple rye-on-ham-ons, but instead received the dreaded Guatemalan Blumpkin.
rye-on-ham-ons by jarred retro May 3, 2008
rye-o-hammo
rye-o-hammo by Jarred Retro April 21, 2008
Guatemalan Blumpkin
The sexual act of a man receiving a blowjob while sitting on the toilet, and while climaxing, he vomits on the back of his partner's head.
Guatemalan Blumpkin by Jarred Retro August 4, 2006